[Intro]
Amaretto, retto, retto
Amaretto, retto, retto
Amaretto, retto, retto
Here we dally

[Verse 1]
In my belly, there was nothing
So empty, I really needed a drink
Then you came in, with some tights on
And a skirt so short, I could see your minge
And you said: "Come to the
Pub with me, please
Let us binge
Thoroughly"

[Chorus]
I'm not pissed
I can drink you under the table
I'm not pissed
I've smashed off my faiths
On your knees
In a WC
I'm not pissed
Let me finish this glass, and we can get some chips
Amaretto, retto, retto
Amaretto, retto, retto
Amaretto, retto, retto
Here we dally
Amaretto, retto, retto
Amaretto, retto, retto
Amaretto, retto, retto
Here we dally

[Verse 2]
When I'm walking at an angle
I'm not tipsy, I just love to lean
Laying down now, time for sleeping
But before that, where are my car keys?
I'm sure I brought them in
The club with me, jeez
Everything's fuzzy
But

[Chorus]
I'm not pissed
I can drive perfectly safe, look
I'm not pissed
No one's on the road this late
On your knees, down an alley
I'm not pissed
Now be a good lass and kiss my dick