[Verse 1: Dan Bull]
I just came to help you level up your dick game
To better get acquainted with Richard's nickname
But people get funny when I speak of dicks
Well I don't care cause I won't keep it zipped
I'm coming out with a list of reasons dicks are great
So you can get to grips with them, let me dictate
Some dicks are super, some are amazing
Here's a dick that'll make a boy wonder Grayson
Some dicks are private like Dick Tracy
Some dicks might drive you crazy
Hey baby, wanna see a little pink thing?
Then you're clearly in need of a Dick King-Smith
Every dick should stand up proud
So if you love dicks put your hands up now
Every dick gotta stand up proud
So if you love dicks put your hands up now

[Chorus: Bonecage & Dan Bull]
Dicks everywhere, them old dicks, young dicks, skinny dicks, fat dicks
We like dicks, look at that dick on the TV, what a photogenic dick
We like dicks everywhere, you look around, you're seeing dicks now
Dicks make the world go round
So many dicks, boom shaka boom shak ramalac ding dong
Song about dicks, dicks in a song
Look at these dicks, raba dap scap dabba dabba dap ooh
I like dicks, how bout you?
So many dicks, boom shaka boom shak ramalac ding dong
Song about dicks, dicks in a song (dicks)
[Verse 2: Dan Bull]
Everybody's got a dick they love
A Richard that it's the nickname of
So whatever dick you pick make sure
Whether anyone can beat it like a Knicks game score
Dick Butkus is coming kicking your balls
Deep in the bottom of the sea, the biggest dick of all
Moby Dick! Full of gallons of sperm
What? Look it up, it's a maritime term
Dick riding, jerk on a horse
I'm describing Dick Turpin, of course
He was hung, unlike his horse
Everybody saw that dick go limp til the corpse
Got Rigor Mortis, then dick went stiff once more
You're a dick addict encore

[Chorus: Bonecage & Dan Bull]
Dicks everywhere, them old dicks, young dicks, skinny dicks, fat dicks
We love dicks, look at that dick on the TV, can't get enough of dicks
We like dicks everywhere, you look around, you're seeing dicks now
Dicks make the world go round
Surrounded by dicks, boom shaka boom shak ramalac ding dong
Song about dicks, dicks in a song
Dicks with a dicks, raba dap scap dabba dabba dap ooh
I like dicks, how bout you?
One, two, three, four, five dicks, boom shaka boom shak ramalac ding dong
Song about dicks, dicks in a song (dicks)
[Verse 3: Dan Bull]
Every dick fan likes dick, just ask Kinsey
Or Dick Van Dyke, he can stick it up your chimney
Gor Blimey, dick it up your Cheney
Gender fluid, let's have a dick in a bikini
If you wanna dick to fulfill your fantasy
Then Philip K Dick is the man to see
Cressida Dick, the met police commissioner
There's at least eight generations of dick in her
Don't wanna see these dicks? Then don't look
There's a thick load of dick in every phone book
There are so many dick pics I could send you
I've even spotted dick on a menu
Every dick should stand up proud
So if you love dicks put your hands up now
Every dick should stand up proud
So if you love dicks put your hands up now

[Chorus: Bonecage & Dan Bull]
Dicks everywhere, them old dicks, young dicks, skinny dicks, fat dicks
Dicks, look at that dick on the TV, we love em
I really like dicks everywhere, you look around, you're seeing dicks now
Dicks make the world go round (tiki tiki mow mow woah)
Boom shaka boom shak ramalac ding dong
Song about dicks, dicks in a song
Raba dap scap dabba dabba dap ooh
I like dicks, how bout you?
Boom shaka boom shak ramalac ding dong
Song about dicks, dicks in a song (dicks)