Dan Bull
Zenyatta Motorcycle Maintenance
[Intro]
From John O' Groats right down to land's end
Zenyatta knows precisely how to transcend
And if you pay attention listen with intent
You will have already seen the way that this song ends

[Chorus]
Wince and witness Zenyatta send out an orb
Of harmony, destruction or discord
Wince and witness Zenyatta send out an orb
Of harmony, destruction or discord

[Verse 1]
Look at his orbs, they look like juggling balls
That have been covered in gold and made to forever revolve
But then a sudden endorphin rush encompasses all you touch
And never before did such awareness evolve
In such a blink of an eye a single instant in time
Perceive the twinkling iris glinting hinting at life's secrets
And hidden delights equipped to still the disquiet
Calm the rippling doubts that keep you twitching at night
It'll realign your anxieties prevent alarm
A peaceful mindfulness suppresses the spectres sent to harm
So let's pass into the iris and pursue the highest
Form of awareness of all the various attitudes and values
But hang on, come on, really could an omnic monk be
The inspiration for a song this funky? Nah
Come on, be honest, could an omnic monk be
The explanation for a song this funky? Yes
[Chorus]
Wince and witness Zenyatta send out an orb
Of harmony, destruction or discord
Wince and witness Zenyatta send out an orb
Of harmony, destruction or discord
Wince and witness Zenyatta send out an orb
Of harmony, destruction or discord
Wince and witness Zenyatta send out an orb
Of harmony, destruction or discord

[Verse 2]
When will you see? Adversity's an opportunity
To sharpen the ability to love humility
And stop the things impeding the acclivity
That lifts your spirit even nearer still to blissful feelings of tranquility
Human beings are generally susceptible to stress
Fretting over trivialities that need to matter less
And that's the thing Zenyatta gets and wants to help you practice
The art of making a success is more than stealthy tactics
It's keeping up healthy habits day to day to change perspective
It may not happen straight away, there may be waits expected
Your brain's the same as when you're training raising weights to get ripped
Though meditating takes away the strain, it's paid in effort
Eventually the pain'll fade away to white noise
You learn to shrug aside the harmful thoughts your mind avoids
Why waste your time annoyed, afraid or paranoid of failing?
All it takes is patience to be reborn and you'll awaken
Wait, come on, could an omnic monk be
The motivation for a song this funky? Nah
Come on, be honest, could an omnic monk be
The gratification for a song this funky? Yes
[Chorus]
Wince and witness Zenyatta send out an orb
Of harmony, destruction or discord
Wince and witness Zenyatta send out an orb
Of harmony, destruction or discord
Wince and witness Zenyatta send out an orb
Of harmony, destruction or discord
Wince and witness Zenyatta send out an orb
Of harmony, destruction or discord

[Outro]
From John O' Groats right down to land's end
Zenyatta knows precisely how to transcend
And if you pay attention listen with intent
You will have already seen the way that this song ends