[Verse 1]
Across thousands of accounts, I've lost count of the amount
Of passwords that burden me, I'm shouting you for help!
How do you figure out which digits fit
Give us a tip, I've got nothing, man, I'm drowning in a drought
"Please include one number, and a special character
Seven unique letters, and an anagram, and palindrome
It has to be a maximum of eight digits long
And we'll erase the whole page, in case you get it wrong
Plus, it must be a mix of lower case and upper case"
Wait, shut up, OK, so I can punch you in the fucking face
Every place has different rulеs and regulations
So your last password won't fit specifications
One stеp, two step, three step, authentication
I can't wait for retinal identification
You've got to change it on occasion, can't stay the same
What's your ma's maiden name to be able to just play the game

[Chorus]
What's the password? What's the password?
It's all Greek to me when I'm filling in a captcha
What's the password? What's the password?
I can't recall them all, you daft bastard

[Verse 2]
I'm overloaded with ringtones, PIN codes
Spaghetti letter, junction traffic blocking off the ring road
Stop the road block, just open up the lot
I'm not a robot, I'm just a bloke, and I forgot
The times that I've typed in the name of my first pet
I'm slightly surprised one of my veins hasn't burst yet
Whoopee doo! More words to forget
Looking through my phone notes, hoping I'll recollect
"But don't write them down, that's not secure
You might as well not lock your door, and what you think your pocket's for?
Don't open that, it might be a fishing scam"
You can't tell me what to do! "Yes, I pissing can!"
[Chorus]
What's the password? What's the password?
It's all Greek to me when I'm filling in a captcha
What's the password? What's the password?
I can't recall them all, you daft bastard

[Outro]
I'm like a dongle sometimes, it makes me wonder how I even know my number
I'm like a dongle sometimes, it makes me wonder how I even know my number
"Incorrect password, start again"