[Intro]
I don't get excited particularly easily
But for ten long years, you've been teasing me
Now you're appearing all up on my TV screen
And all you're leaving is lines for me to read between

[Verse 1]
Uptown, downtown
Speeding all around
I'm spinning out
Can't even feel my feet up on the ground
Feeling cheap thrills ashore by the ocean
We don't need pills to cure our emotion
I've waited to play with you
I'm all out of patience
You turn me on like I'm a radio station

[Chorus]
Never mind the manners and the niceties
We're riding down to Vicе City
Palm trees, beaches, sea breezеs, sights to see
And mami, I'm not stopping 'til it's my city

[Verse 2]
Uptown, downtown
Speeding all around
Getting naked with a 40's heaven
In this sort of town
Feeling cheap thrills ashore by the ocean
We don't need pills to cure our emotion
Life's hard, don't know how to give directions
I'm out doing donuts over intersections
Why you getting all hypercritical?
Hardly criminals, our crimes are minimal
We're party animals, aren't firing missiles
But I'm licking off full automatic rhyming syllables
Over here, oh my dear
You think you know loco?
Bro, hold my beer
[Chorus]
Never mind the manners and the niceties
We're riding down to Vice City
Palm trees, beaches, sea breezes, sights to see
And mami, I'm not stopping 'til it's my city

[Verse 3]
Other cities have a Dark Knight or even Spider Men
But out here we got Leonida Man
That's all we need
Cheap thrills ashore by the ocean
Heat kills so pour on the lotion
Watch out when you're out there catching rays
Dog pound, you might just catch a stray
God damn, it's not exactly the land of the free 'cause someone has to pay
We don't assassinate
Foes evaporate
Coffee grounds wash down the aftertaste
Top down, that's the way we pass the days until we pass away

[Chorus]
Never mind the manners and the niceties
We're riding down to Vice City
And I got V.C.P.D. vying for me
But papo, I'm not stopping 'til it's my city
Never mind the manners and the niceties
We're riding down to Vice City
Palm trees, beaches, sea breezes, sights to see
And mami, I'm not stopping 'til it's my city