I came out the womb blond hair, big eyes
In a pink skirt, yellin', and it's no surprise
Skin pale, skin frail, skin spiky
My mama screamed, "Oh, looks just like me!"

Darn it's only annual I get gifts and rewards
Running loose, I never had no one to put me in my orders
So worship the ground that I walk on
It's my birthday so I get to be a cunt (Ah!)

Candle to candle
I throw my guts on the mantle
The whole damn cake is on fire 'cause I'm just too hard to handle
You wanna come to my party?
Well bitch you're not invited!
Eat a pile of shit, open wide, bite it!

I don't see you on the guest list
That'll be 20K or a death wish
This cake is yummy, do you want a slice?
Well that's your left limb or your whole damn life

It's party time!

It's my birthday
It's my birthday
It's my birthday
It's my birthday
It's my birthday
And I can do what I want
Go blow out the candles
And cut the cake
Poppin' balloons
Gonna make the world ache

Blow out the candles
And cut the cake
Poppin' balloons
Gonna make the world ache

Blow out the candles
And cut the cake
Poppin' balloons
Gonna make the world ache

Blow out the candles
And cut the cake
Poppin' balloons
Gonna make the world ache

Blow out the candles
And cut the cake
Poppin' balloons
Gonna make the world ache

Blow out the candles and cut the cake
Me being born was a big fuckin' mistake
I don't see you on the guest list
That'll be 20K or a death wish
This cake is yummy, do you want a slice?
Well that's your left limb or your whole damn life