Now, this song, we employ the use of numbers
What I'll do is have a volunteer give me a number
And I'll take that number and make a verse for a song out of it
Now if someone will give me a number between 20 and 22, I'll show you what I mean
("21.")
That's very good. First time, 21

Well, 21, take away 9
12 little children standin' in a line
From that, take 2, that leaves you 10
Take away 8, and you got 2 again
Yeah, you got 2 again, you got 2 again
You used to love me once and now you got 2 again
Yeah, you got 2 again, you got 2 again
You used to love me once and now you got 2 again

Now, see how easy that was?
For the second verse, I need someone to give me a number between 12 and 14, I'll make a verse
("13.")
13. Ahhh, 13...
Well, 13, multiply by one
You still got 13 but wadn't that fun?
Now take the same 13, multiply by 2
26 hours, the train's overdue
Yeah, you got 2 again, you got 2 again...
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2 happy people divided by 1
Leave nothing, nothing, none
You got 2 again, you got 2 again...
You used to love me once and now you got 2 again
You used to love me once and now you got 2 again...