[Intro]
Prod elxnce
Remy Boyz
Can you say "Fuck elxnce"?
Yeah, ayy
Fuck elxnce
I'm kidding

[Verse 1: oddyssi]
Happy birthday, kmoe
Happy birthday, kmoe
Happy birthday, kmoe
Happy birthday, kmoe
Happy birthday, kmoe
Happy birthday, kmoe
Happy birthday, kmoe
Happy birthday, kmoe
Happy birthday, kmoe
Happy birthday, kmoe
Happy birthday, kmoe
Happy birthday, kmoe
Happy birthday, kmoe
Happy birthday, kmoe
Happy birthday, kmoe
[?]
[Interlude]
Can you say "Fuck elxnce"?

[Verse 2: abstrekt]
Yo, kmoe, I made this for you
And we gettin' so lit on your birthday, kmoe
And we gettin' all this money every day, bro
Let's get paid today, [?]
In the party, in the club, I'm with kmoe
Yeah, I'ma need my drank all day, ho
I'ma needa sip drank all day, ho, because it's kmoe's birthday, ho
Yeah, yo, yo, if you know who kmoe is, then put your hands in the air
It's his birthday today, bro
Yeah, yes, kmoe

[Interlude]
DJ Cartoon
Cartoon Network
Fuck elxnce
No sauce?
Where's the s—
Hello everyone, this is your Daily Dose of Internet
This man took his bare hand and put it through a stream of molten metal
​s4uce, bro, you're—

[Verse 3: s4uce]
Happy birthday, kmoe
I am a robot and I am here to wish you a happy birthday
Happy birthday, kmoe
I am a robot, I am the evil robot, and I am here to wish you a happy birthday, kmoe-e
Happy birthday, kmoe
[Interlude]
Leonardo DiCaprio
Hahaha, Leonardo DiCaprio
The TwerkNation mega mix, we're at a hundred tracks
Turn it over to [?]
No sauce?
​helix tears
​s4uce, bro

[Verse 4: Swagtastic]
I feel like kmoe [?], I'm rockin' on this RDS
When I play Tony Hawk, I stay reppin' that RDS
Yeah, I know it's kmoe's birthday, I'm a smarty, yes
And we gon' turn up at your birthday with some party gags (She's got the swag)
[?]
Yeah, it's kmoe's birthday, [?]
I'm in the parking lot, but I think it's [?]
[?]

[Verse 5: sydney runner]
Celebratin' because we got love for kmoe
Happy birthday to kmoe, twenty years, the same bro
I know you [?] cake though
[?] everybody knows
Celebratin' because we got love for kmoe
Happy birthday to kmoe, twenty years, the same bro
I know you [?] cake though
[?] everybody knows
Celebratin' because we got love for kmoe
Celebratin' because we got love for kmoe
Celebratin' because we got love for kmoe (Switch up)
[Verse 6: mental]
(Hmm)
Happy birthday, kmoe, you are a potato
I am a tomato, let's go to Barbados
[?]
I like eating mayo, no, I don't like eating mayo
But I do like to play with Play-Doh
Do you wanna play with Play-Doh with me?
With me?
Happy birthday, kmoe
You been gettin' way old
But I'm glad that you're kmoe, that you're kmoe
Yeah, I'm glad that you're kmoe, that you're kmoe
Yeah, I'm glad that you're kmoe (Switch up)

[Verse 7: Syzy]
Happy birthday, kmoe
I hope you have a wonderful birthday, kmoe
Happy birthday, kmoe
I hope you have a wonderful birthday, kmoe
Happy birthday, kmoe
I hope you have a wonderful birthday, kmoe
You wear your heart on a short-sleeve (Happy birthday, kmoe)
I can see it in your eyes, I know you want me
Happy birthday, kmoe

[Verse 8: kmoe]
If you think you know the answer, don't ask me (Don't ask me)
If you feel like fucking drowning, don't tell me (Don't tell me)
When you haven't seen yourself in a few weeks (A few weeks)
When you're crying on your bedroom floor to me
Fucking drowning
Don't-don't-don't— fucking drowning
Don't tell me, fucking drowning
Don't-don't-don't— fucking drowning
Don't tell me

[Verse 9: elxnce]
Ooh, and this beat is goofy
And I just got a smoothie (kmoe)
It's your birthday, hope you make a lot of wishes
My dad is mad at me that I won't do the dishes
Oh, you thought I was done? (kmoe)
I hope you have lots of fun
Sorry that I'm shouting, I apologize to everyone (kmoe)
It's your birthday, congrats on another one
I'm sorry for that verse, that was kinda buns

[Interlude]
Shattered to a billion pieces, I can't see
Put away inside my head where it don't need to be
All these reasons I should leave
I don't need nobody else, babe, it's just you and me

[Outro: Fetty Wap]
I'm like, "Hey, what's up? Hello" (Ayy)
Seen yo' pretty ass soon as you came in the door (Yeah)
I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll (Yeah)
Married to the money, introduced her to my stove
Showed her how to whip it, now she remixin' for low (Yeah)
She my trap queen, let her hit the bando (Yeah)
We be countin' up, watch how far them bands go (Yeah)
We just set a goal, talkin' matchin' Lambos
At 56 a gram, 5 a hundred grams though (Yeah)
Man, I swear I love her, how she work the damn pole (Yeah)
Hit the strip club, we be lettin' bands go
Everybody hatin', we just call them fans, though (Yeah)
In love with the money, I ain't never lettin' go
And I get high with my baby (My baby)
I just left the mall, I'm gettin' fly with my baby, yeah
And I can ride with my baby (My baby)
I be in the kitchen cookin' pies with my baby, yeah
Happy birthday, kmoe