(Verse)
Everyone's talking 'bout the times ahead
As far as I'm concerned, we're already dead
The funeral is over
The world's gone mad
Everyone's concerned
But I'm happy as a clam

(Chorus)
'Cause I don't care
(Ooh)
I don't care
(Ooh)
I don't care
(Ooh)
I don't care
(Ooh)

(Verse)
I smoke a pack of Reds and drink a six-pack everyday
I wanna stay sane and there ain't no better way
People call me crazy
They call me a cynic
So give me some advice and I'll tell you where to stick it

(Chorus)
Because I don't care
(Ooh)
I don't care
(Ooh)
I don't care
(Ooh)
I don't care
(Ooh)
(Verse)
They say, read this, feel this, do this, do that
Eat right, exercise or you'll get fat
Get happy, get pissed, PCs and desist
Don't slit your wrist, it's a blessing to exist
It's a lesson to be learned, penny saved, penny earned
Have some kids, it's your turn
Have a heart, do your part
Get smart, get informed
Protest the war
Play the hand your dealt
We're only trying to help

(Verse)
But I don't really listen, I hear it all the time
It all sounds the same, who will take the blame?
I'll gladly be the villain if it gives you peace of mind
Call me a pathetic because I don't really mind

(Chorus)
And I don't care
(Ooh)
I don't care
(Ooh)
I don't care
(Ooh)
I don't care
(Ooh)
(Verse)
The SATs are unfair
(I don't really care)
There's toxins in the air
(I don't really care)
The market dropped a million shares
(I don't really care)
The people are oppressed, but I couldn't care less

(Chorus)
'Cause I don't care
(Ooh)
I don't care
(Ooh)
I don't care
(Ooh)
I don't care
(Ooh)

I don't care
(Ooh)
I don't care
(Ooh)
I don't care
(Ooh)
I don't care
(Ooh)
Yeah