[Sample from "The Vapors" by Biz Markie]
Like tall buildings they call skyscrapers
Can you feel it, nothing can save ya
For this is the season for catching the vapors

[Verse 1]
Spittin' on ya from the top of the Ponzi
Spilling your guts just like a fuckin’ cup of coffee
That was held by a jittery hand
Life's a beach leave the shoreline littered with cans and
I told ya I don't give a frick or a damn
If these doggies wanna play I got the stick in my hand and say fetch
I came in this bitch to catch wreck
And pack TECs
And cash checks
And have sex
And crash jets
And smash cassette decks
And when I start to blast I ask which head’s next
On no bed rest only lots of fluids
I shot the sheriff but I didn't mean to do it
But I did it like that and what's done is done
That's what you get for sparkin' blunts with a gun
Fuck and run
Liz Phair
Kicks and snare
Hats and cymbals
And Jack was nimble
But Jack was dim and he wasn't too quick
I reached into his pants and I snapped his dick
It's M-80 the raging id
The type to shoot up all the parents and then raise the kids
As my own
Act alone when I crack your dome
Pack the cone and light it up like Christmas
Life's an art and art’s a business
I leave the crime scene but I never leave a witness
[Sample from "The Vapors" by Biz Markie]
Can you feel it, nothing can save ya
For this is the season for catching the vapors

[Verse 2]
I see pink moons and green clovers
Silver bullets plus red blood all over
The ill soldier snortin’ pure Coca-Cola
Tote so many guns I got bad shoulders
It's a hold up
You’re best to do what I told ya
When I roll up I hide the bomb in a stroller
And tear the spot with a terrorist plot
When I step into the room all the flowers just rot
And glass shatters
Bugs scatter
Blood splatters
It doesn't matter just how bad it gets
Because it only gets worse
Matches in my purse
To burn the church
And spit the gypsy curse
I filled the hearse guess I gotta get a crypt
I packed the blunt guess it's gonna get lit
I skip the diss hit you straight with the fist
And leave you miffed
Like gorillas in the mist
The queen snake
Slidin' through the police state
But these days I have to smoke like three jays
Just to catch a buzz
Running from the fuzz
Do the dinosaur like "was not was" just because
"Fuck it" tatted on my knuckles
Known to swing a baseball bat below the belt buckle
I may chuckle but I’m far from giddy
Got my finger on the trigger make it pop like Iggy
[Sample from "The Vapors" by Biz Markie]
Can you feel it, nothing can save ya
For this is the season for catching the vapors