[Skit]
My name is Robert
It's, uh, 6:42am on Saturday, May 23rd
Approximately 7 hours ago, something attacked the city
I don’t know what it is, uh
If you found this tape, f you're watching this right now
Then you probably know more about it then I do
Whatever it is, it killed my brother, uh, my best friend
And many many others