Funkmaster Flex
ANoyd (Part 1 & 2) | Funk Flex | #Freestyle014
[Part 1: ANoyd]
Man I could leave ages before going against the fake and that's kinda messed up
Like two chicks with fake breasts trying to do a chest bump
They 'ANoyd next up'
So when I bow you taking the wow home
This like Mikey you Morris Chestnut
Seat reserved for a party of two you second guessed us
You ain't recruit me probably on your 10th cup
It's in my roots to keep my black fist on froze, cause none the lesser
You play wit your pick and 'fros up, like brother Questlove
I'm finna cut my ring finger off and put a nest up
So I can flip you the bird when I still put the West up
Tryin' to open the door for my state to manifest up
Til we don't got no door to open like a UPS truck
I'm that attached, clouded over my pupils
And never old a cataract all this ink on my body
Grandma said it's my habitats
Always kept it inside like Cracker Jack
Let us cover your eye wit a cabbage patch
ANoyd, define sacrificial rap
Itchin' for the money, real meaning of chicken scratch
Using rubbers cause I saw the prices on Similac
Tryna make my city match, Pitty Pat
When I turn 30 Kerry Kittles that
This white bird came out the blue on my Twitter app
No respect laugh in your face at a hospital, sap
Nas said he went to Hell for snuffin' Jesus
I got godspeed, I swing holy like wiffle bats
24 man handsome, a little scrawny
From right and wrong to realize I brought the Brawny
And calmly I drank Bacardi before I was watchin' Barney
And I saw you putting in that work, you were Tommy from Martin Tommy Boy, Chris Farley, arrivederci
I'm the type of dude to step on your wheats without saying sorry And he made me brought a Patron, he having me run a party So I separate the darks and the lights like I'm doing laundry, yeah
I feel the industry lyrically came hesitant
With less drive than New York City pedestrian
This play of life so messed up that I went polygamous
And got it sealed on a multi-syllable syllabus
And you saying the sky's the limit, the sky's limitless
Cup on the street corner, balling, you poor singing it, yeah
Are you in to be famous? I'm in the infamous, diligent middle finger and picture
Photosynthesis, images imminent Ambivalent, venomous, participant listenin'
Articulate, infinite to the core Sellin' CDs when I get to the store Even with your knee in my back and my chin to the floor, for real Yeah, it's burgundy season, I guarantee that I was the one Starvin' in front, gettin' the feedback
When I retire, Mediterranean sea that
I drop a verse once a year like I'm three stacks
I'm trying to leave these other rappers in dust
And embarrassed enough that nobody even tracking their stuff And they find me up at the station like I happen to cuss
And Funk Flex kicked me off the plate for rapping too much
I had a dream so I ran to it
Half thick skin, cause it's a man sport
Illmatic vinyl still in my jam sport I'm just a kid from Connetty, I've been ready
I put my fork around and pull strings like spaghetti
[Part 2: ANoyd]
Where I'm from yo they hate to borrow a n***a some love
They give me rent money so I gotta live with a grudge
From dawn and dust pans, I don't sweep me under the rug
And the funny thing is the tree grew next to the stick in the mud
Little n***as on the web tryin to get me to sput
But I never be a potato on a couch with a butt
Light in my hand contemplate and shrug and doin' drug
Eating eggs and sipping tea, I'm lit as a mug
I soak up what I acknowledged
For my future that tough shit rubbed off me like a loofah
Taking drastic measures with a protractor
Yeah they tried to curve a brother but I'm still a ruler
Statement askew for my vicissitudes
Anything that you wrinkle or anybody like pissy pools
I remember days when I didn't even get to choose
Cable so shitty that I don't even get the news
Yeah I got a lot to prove
And the Lord won't take me right off my path
A total obstacle, I seen this girl the other day throwing recyclables
Homeless man said, "You got some cardboard that I could use?"
Se said, "I give you the shit for a couple dollars dude."
He said, "I been sleeping on the street I don't got proper shoes."
She stood there with her hand out and a straight face
Bitch tried to sell him the box like a prostitute
Thought it was impossible
It's like it wasn't even optional
She was eating a heart shaped popsicle
Figures the opposite of what's right
Sayin' hello with a blunt
Don't try to show me the ropes for hypotenuse
How you gonna stop the love?
My state wants to spread love so I got 'em love
Talking mad shit like they up in the class but they ain't doing shit but acting up
Man, I swear I always love when we got us up
Now I'm tryin' to bring it to light, I'm sick of plotting
Broker than a motherfucker, music all I got
And knickerbocker pockets full of lint, no direct deposit
Feeling like my ancestors cause I'm still picking cotton
Oh Lord