[Hook]
When I rock the mic; rock, rock, the mic
I really rock the mic; rock, rock, the mic
Stick my cock to dykes; cock, cock to dykes
When I rock the mic; rock, rock, the mic

[Verse 1]
Flashmaster, beer-bottle smasher
Over the motherfucking head of a fool who thinks he has to
Step to me, to try to get some fame
I'll burn down that faggot's house like Alan Bame
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
We don't need no water let that motherfucker burn
Or let your momma jack me off, I'll put it out with my sperm
The kid ain't yours, like Howard K. Stern
It's mine; made with my pickle brine
Ay yo, I get retarded like Mike Sines
When I rock, rock hard, never ever rock limp son
I get retarded, like Brock Simp-son

[Hook]

[Verse 2]
I'm like Nolan Fain, absconding on parole
Fuck with me you'll get a limp arm like Bob Dole
Like Nat King Cole, my rhymes are unforgettable
Tried to fuck your grandma but her pussy wasn't wettable
Was it edible? I didn't try it
But the vulva had more hair than the heads of Quiet Riot
Word to Remy Wyant, yo, let's race some slot cars
Party like a rock star; with my cock hard
Fucked your mama in a cop car, that bitch can stretch her twat far
Dick was in her booty, in her pussy was a poplar
She ate my ass like a Pop-Tart, then she made my cock fart
I made a male queef, now I have stale briefs
But your mama does my laundry, she can make it fresh
Peace to Ron Paul, and fuck the IRS
[Hook]

[Verse 3]
I don't spend all day, playing Halo 3
But am I weird cause I wanna drink J-Lo's pee?
I speak fluent Arabic and Farsi okay
But am I weird cause I jack it to Darci Bovee?
I'm not a holocaust denier or a slavery apologist
But I'd like to serve as Beyonce's proctologist
You see me on Montel, I drop a bomb shell
When I reveal my cock paralyzed [redacted]

Even at the office I'm always drinking like Meredith
Bumping into walls, apologizing like Sarah Smith
Word to Pam Beesly my cock would fill her belly
But I'd rather do it anally with Karen Filippelli

[Hook]

[Outro]
I'm back, y'all; I'm back, y'all
And you know I could never be wack, y'all
I just won't quit, I just won't stop
Fuck Larry Richardson and every other cop