Jehovah's Witness, leave me alone
Jehovah's Witness, I'm not at home
Keep on a-knockin' and a-ringin' the bells
Knockin' your way straight to Hell

Jehovah's Witness, let's not pretend
That for one second you are my friend
Knock on my door and I'll turn out the light
Close the curtains and turn in for the night

Jehovah's Witness, why must it be
Just when I'm feelin' good I look out and see
You're walkin' up in your very nice suit
Walk down some alley where they'll give up a hoot

Jehovah's Witness, leave me alone
Jehovah's Witness, I'm not at home
Jehovah's Witness, leave me alone
Jehovah's Witness, I'm not at home