[Chorus]
I cut off my hair and went to sleep
You were there, in my dreams
Nursin' on a glass teat
It was a party, you were suckin' liquor
On your jacket, a VIP sticker
It was a party, you were suckin' liquor
On your jacket, a VIP sticker

[Verse]
I peed in my pants and ran down the street
Towards Washington Square Park
Where you had been beat up
You were wearing rags, I was wearing pointe shoes
I tried to lay next to you, but you hit the snooze
The definition of
A crazy person is
Someone who does the same thing over
And over again, while expеcting new results
I cut off my tongue
You startеd to kiss me
Blood trickled down
Don't you ever miss me?
Don't you ever miss me?
Don't you ever miss me?
Don't you ever mince meat?
I called up my momma, but I couldn't be sweet, so
I escaped through the window on a rope made of sheets
Got bitten by a squirrel
And stepped on a syringe
The view of Manhattan from GW Bridge
[Pre-Chorus]
You said, "Honey?"
I said, "Baby?"
You said, "Funny"
I said, "Maybe"
You says, "Hi, honey"
I says "Hey, baby"
You asked, "What's so funny?"
And I said, "Well maybe"
Maybe, maybe

[Chorus]
I cut off my hair and went to sleep
You were there, in my dreams
Nursin' on a glass teat
It was a party, you were suckin' liquor
On your jacket, a VIP sticker
I cut off my hair and went to sleep
You were there, in my dreams
Nursin' on a glass teat
I cut off my hair and went to sleep
You were there, in my dreams
Nursin' on a glass teat
The definition of
A crazy person is
It was a party, you were suckin' liquor
On your jacket, a VIP sticker
It was a party, you were suckin' liquor
On your jacket, a VIP, uh
On your jacket, a VIP, uh
On your jacket, a VIP, uh
On your jacket, a VIP