[Verse 1]
If I were to die in my sleep
Watching TV with a low-sugar drink
I'd send you a poem through the screen
That says remember me the minute you wake

[Verse 2]
Oh, and if I'm killed in the van
It would be an orgy of equipment with my Gameboy in-hand
I'd send you message from God
That says remember me when you are warm

[Verse 3]
And if I'm killed in the tub
I don't take baths all that often but there's really no telling
I'd send you a song through the drain
That says remember me the minute you wake

[Verse 4]
Oh and if I'm hit by a car
You can find me at heaven
I'll be at the bar
Singing the last thing you said
Says remember me the minute you wake

[Outro]
So when you're bottom lip starts to shake
Cuz of all those goddamn college women's mistakes
I'll send you a message from God
That says remember that you're being watched