[Intro]
Rapper 1: Yo son, yo son. I'm trying to get my shit off man, I went to Just Blaze to get a beat. That n***a charged me $50,000
Rapper 2: $50,000 for a beat?
Rapper 1: Yeah, I ain't got no $50,000
Rapper 2: N***a, I went to The Neptunes them motherfuckers charged me $100,000 for a beat
Rapper 1: $100,000? For a wack ass beat?
Rapper 2: $100,000. It wasn't cheap man
Rapper 1: Aw man, I went to Primo, I gave Primo $30,000 in '94 I STILL ain't seen the beat yet
Rapper 2: Hahaha. Yo, I went to Kanye West, he tried to charge me $40,000
Rapper 1: Kanye West? Ain't that n***a just come out?

Announcer: Has this ever happened to you? You're trying to get your shit off, and motherfuckers overcharging for beats. But if you dial right now, 917-216-4875, we got beats fo' yo' ass. That's right n***a. We get yo' shit off the ground right now. Wack rapper? We'll hook ya up. We got beats by the pound. Fizroy Nelson. We take Creditcaid, Food Stamps, WIC checks, n***a, you come with a bag of weed, we might get an album out yo' ass. That's what I'm talking about. 917-216-4875. Come get it while it's hot. You better holla n***a, cause it ain't gon' last long. That's right. We got shit sitting around doing absolutely nothing. So if you got two dollars, five dollars, $2,000 or $5,000, motherfucker you got the heat we got the beat. Let's get this shit popping. You bitch ass n***as. Holla

Disclaimer: You faggot ass n***as [?] you might get yo' ass whipped. Music's pressed by the motherfucker making these beats is his business. Samples is yo' problem. We ain't clearing shit. God bless you and good night


[Intro]
Now put the slow record on. Yeah, fucking around right now. Y'all you gonna have to help me out with this one. No beat behind it. I don't care if n***as don't like it. You don't like it n***a keep the comment to yourself cause I'll fuck you up homeboy. Fuck

[Verse One: Lil' Fame] (Sade)
Y'all n***as is bugging if you ever
(Think I'd leave your side baby)
Ha, bitch you gotta be crazy, it's Fizzy Womack
(You know me better than that)
The Brownsville n***a they call Slaps so fall back if you
(Think I'd leave you down when you're down on your knees)
Bitch please, I'mma forever rep the streets and y'all know
(I wouldn't do that)
Why the fuck you think they call me Womack?
I represent the real hip
(I'll tell you you're right when you want)
That's right, c'mon it's Hip
(I'll)
Ain't nothing like hip
(I'll)
Them other cats is phoney but
(If only)
What?
(You could see into me)
You will see that I'm truly for the streets
M dot O dot P
Hip hop so see motherfucker we bring it
(On)
That's right, that's right
(When you're cold)
You got M.O.P.!
(I'll be there)
M.O.P.!
(To hold you tight)
Aaah!
(To me)
Baby!
So...
(When you're on the outside baby and you can't get in)
Where you fit in, and
(I will show you, you're so much better than you know)
Fo' show, fo' show, so...
(When you're lost)
You got M.O.P
(You're alone)
You got M.O.P
(Can't get back again)
Call Fizzy Womack and
(I will find)
And remind you that
(Darling and I will bring you home)
Fo' show, we get it on, so...
(If you want to cry)
Bitch than go ahead
(I am here to dry your eyes)
What?
[Outro]
Oooh. I want to fuck. What up?