[Intro]
Hey, have you guys seen my JUUL?
I like literally just had it in my hand
Like, you gave it back to me, right?
I let you hit my JUUL and then you gave it back to me
You didn't take it, did you? You wouldn't do that to me
So like, have you seen it? Where is it?
Seriously, like, where is it? It's not okay

[Chorus]
Where's my JUUL? (Fuck)
Where's my JUUL? (Can you stop?)
So not cool (Help me look)
Where's my JUUL? (Oh my God)
Where's my JUUL?
Where's my JUUL? (Fuck)
So not cool (Fuck)
Where's my JUUL?

[Verse 1]
Is that it, right there behind the couch?
It's not? Fuck

[Chorus]
Where's my JUUL? (Fuck)
Where's my JUUL? (Fuck)
So not cool (Bitch)
Where's my JUUL? (Bitch)
[Verse 2]
I swear to God, bitch, if you stole my fucking JUUL
I will break each and every one of your goddamn fucking fingers
And if I find that shit
Aha, I will fucking ram that shit so far down your throat
You're gonna be fucking coughing up clouds for the next month
You goddamn useless little bitch
Fucking help me find my fucking JUUL

[Chorus]
Where's my JUUL?
Where's my JUUL?
So not cool
Where's my JUUL?
Where's my JUUL?
Where's my JUUL?
So not cool
Where's my JUUL?
Where's my JUUL? (Fuck)
Where's my JUUL? (Can you stop?)
So not cool (Help me look)
Where's my JUUL? (Oh my God)
Where's my JUUL?
Where's my JUUL? (Fuck)
So not cool (Fuck)
Where's my JUUL?
[Outro]
Oops, I found it
It was in my pocket this whole time
Sorry, guys