[Chorus: Godemis & UBI]
Ready, willin' and able, to smoke ya'll under the table
Grab your attention like cable, satellite mind, light it up, lay low

[Verse 1: Godemis]
Just for the purpose of blazin' you off the wall
Godemis brought about a pound to distribute amongst ya'll
But baby the K be stayin' inna drug box in the Ces nest
For the rainy days or cabin fever or when I'm restless
So let's just blaze, bong or the pipe or the paper
Perhaps you wanna roll up the windows and get blowed to the vapors
However, you say you're savin' it for when you're married that's what you preachin'
But this fire's been known to get bitches openin' and tweakin'
Oh but you speakin' of cuttin' I wasn't jokin'
Cuz I like to get brains on the sofa smokin'
Tokin' about a pound before the night's over
I like sober women and since you like blowed company
You just need to come on in because we-
Armed with the best to the herbal remedy plus
Twelve pills and a six of X and ten of em's for us
Rollin' I had enough, Godemis' balanced so nothin' stable
Come to blaze you after by Ces is ready, willin' and able

[Chorus: Godemis & UBI]
Ready, willin' and able, to smoke ya'll under the table
Grab your attention like cable, satellite mind, light it up, lay low
[Verse 2: UBI]
And if I had another sack then I'd be packin' a pipe
She said if I'm out of weed then she'll keep passin' me by
But naturally by we're kind of nice so after we're high
I get the bed hippin' and hoppin' worse than Rapper's Delight
Ces gettin' it poppin' minus the extravagant liquor
Makin' music you're sure to feel that appeals to the average listener
Oh is that your chick? I was gunna ask if she had a sister
Get so far up in her gut's yo I'm practically Jack The Ripper
Kiss her, love her, then leave her, had better beaver before
Gettin' bad brains in the bathroom but never seen her before
While your ass gettin' so drunk you got lost and peed on the door
I'll do a handstand and roll up without droppin' weed on the floor
You offerin' me some more, no question I'll smoke another
Goin' hit for hit til you choke and mutter, in broken stutters
Causin' coughin' fits and shudders, flows under your teeth and tongue
Down the pipes to reach the lungs and we've begun steadily chillin' cuz we

[Chorus: Godemis & UBI]
Ready, willin' and able, to smoke ya'll under the table
Grab your attention like cable, satellite mind, light it up, lay low