[Verse 1]
Tonight I plan on reading a little story
Sit back, relax and listen to my story
I thought that you should know what kind of man I am
Tonight, you can refer to me as "Sam I am"

[Pre-Chorus]
A little Dr. Suess
Should get you in the mood
Lay under them covers, let me tuck you in
Don't forget that night light, I'm ready to begin

[Chorus]
Would you like it on a plane?
Would you like it on a train?
Take you to a distant land
Wake up to green eggs and ham
I would eat it on the spot
Whatever it takes to make you hot
I can please you, yes, I can
That's why they call me Sam I am, Sam I am
That's why they call me Sam I am, Sam I am, oh

[Verse 2]
Stop me now if you have heard this version
'Cause if you have, I'll put another verse in
Page one, I'ma turn it when you ready
Page two, I'm gon' need you
[Pre-Chorus]
To open up that Dr. Suess
Should get you in the mood
Lay under them covers, let me tuck you in
Don't forget that night light, I'm ready to begin

[Chorus]
Would you like it on a plane?
Would you like it on a train?
Take you to a distant land
Wake up to green eggs and ham
I would eat it on the spot
Whatever it takes to make you hot
I can please you, yes, I can
That's why they call me Sam I am, Sam I am
That's why they call me Sam I am, Sam I am

[Bridge]
I would do it anywhere, girl
On the kitchen table or the stairs
I don't care, anywhere
Baby, let me take you there
Girl,l I swear, I don't care
We can do it anywhere

[Chorus]
Would you like it on a plane?
Would you like it on a train?
Take you to a distant land
Wake up to green eggs and ham
I would eat it on the spot
Whatever it takes to make you hot
I can please you, yes, I can
That's why they call me Sam I am, Sam I am
That's why they call me Sam I am, Sam I am
Sam, meet me at the kitchen, girl
Would you like it on a plane?
Would you like it on a train?
Take you to a distant land
Wake up to green eggs and ham
[Outro]
I'm Sam, green eggs and ham, oh