Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
I'm the master of disguise
I can vanish from your eyes
I can be in different places
With my many funny faces in disguise

Ha, heh, heh, ha, ha, ha, ha
Sometimes it's so nifty
When I'm really, really shifty in disguise

It's disguise time!

It's so easy to deceive you
With me sneaky little tricks
And to make you believe
Each character that I pick, hey!

When you look for me
I'm gone in front of your eyes
People call me the master of disguise

I'm as sneaky as can be
No one's sneakier than me
I can get so sly and loathing
When I dress in other clothing in disguise
You walk right by me
Not knowing that I'm slimy

A scary dinosaur
With a loud ferocious roar

I'm so glad
Or I'm so tricky
Even so Saint Nicky

When you look for me
I'm gone in front of your eyes
People call me the master of disguise
Ha, ha, ha! I'm the master of disguise!