[Verse 1: Bessie Busybody, Stingy]
Quick and suave
No one knows who it was
He's a- Shh!
Secret agent
With phones on his feet
He's a spy you can't beat
He's a... Shh!
Secret agent

[Pre-Chorus: Bessie Busybody]
If you've got his back against the wall
You'll discover he's not there at all

[Chorus: Stephanie, Stingy & Ziggy, Stingy]
Bam, bam!, Secret Agent Zero
Bam, bam!, He's everybody's hero
X-ray vision, A man on a mission
He's a, Bam, bam!, Secret agent

[Verse 2: Bessie Busybody, Stingy]
Gadgets galore
No one knows what's in store
For the- Shh! (Secret agent)
Saving the world
And getting the girl
He's a-Shh! (Secret agent)
[Chorus: Stephanie, Stingy & Ziggy, Stingy]
Bam, bam!, Secret Agent Zero
Bam, bam!, He's everybody's hero
X-ray vision, A man on a mission
He's a, Bam, bam!, Secret agent

[Outro: Bessie Busybody, Stingy, Milford Meanswell]
Secret agent man (Bessie, Bessie! Stop! Stop! It's over. Bessie. Stop!)
Meanswell, Milford Meanswell