Quick and suave
No one knows who it was
He's a... (Shh!
Secret agent...)
With phones on his feet
He's a spy you can't beat
He's a... (Shh!
Secret agent...)
If you've got his back against the wall
You'll discover he's not there at all
(Bam, bam!)
Secret Agent Zero
(Bam, bam!)
He's everybody's hero
X-ray vision
A man on a mission
He's a... (Bam, bam!
Secret agent...)
Gadgets galore
No one knows what's in store
For the... (Shh!
Secret agent...)
Saving the world
And getting the girl
He's a... (Shh!
Secret agent...)
(Bam, bam!)
Secret Agent Zero
(Bam, bam!)
He's everybody's hero
X-ray vision
A man on a mission
He's a... (Bam, bam!
Secret agent...)
Secret agent man...
(Bessie, stop, it's over!)