[Verse 1]
Woke up this morning
Got out of bed
Couldn't move at all
I heard a warning ringing in my head
You better stop or you are gonna fall

[Chorus]
I love to dance
But I can't move now
Splits are giving me the fits

[Verse 2]
My legs are heavy
They must weigh a ton
How did this happen so quick?
I'm one stiff Stephy
And it's no fun
Cause I can't run or jump or dance or kick

[Verse 3]
I'll practice longer
I'm never gonna stop
Then I might have a chance
I'm feeling stronger
I'll make it to the top
Here I come, I'm really gonna dance
[Chorus]
I love to dance
And I can move now
And even turn and do the splits