[Intro: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
It's Christmas!
Have a jolly one!
Hanukkah! Kwanzaa!
Get fucked up with your people!
Bitch! Holidays!
Santa Claus shovin' his fat ass down your chimney!
Woo!

[Verse 1]
[Violent J] In the hatchet house, it's the holiday season again
A time for love and revenge
[Boondox] No heat in the home, a snowman is in the livin' room
[Monoxide] Meltin' away from all the weed that I'm hittin'
2 Dope is right here, [Shaggy] gorilla pimpin' the hoes
Got my pants around my ankles butt naked under mistletoe
[Blaze] Who wanna kiss my holly berry?
Sippin' that nog with gin and cherry
[Madrox] I'm dressed in all green like a Christmas wreath
With the red trim tie and matchin' laces and the sneaks
[Monoxide] And I just peeped Santa sippin' Blaze's eggnog
He tried to tittyfuck my sister while she's wearin' a bra
[Violent J] We got that eviction notice on our door, we out carolin'
Tryin' to pay the bills, they come barrelin' in
[Boondox] We jump up and blow they mouth out
[Shaggy] Can't stop this family love at the hatchet house
[Chorus]
Happy holidays is easy to say
When there's no hills of bills stacked all in your way, it's okay
We ridin', we smokin', we chokin' 'round, provokin' (It's okay)
We drinkin' and thinkin' how I'm glad that we're broken (It's okay)

[Verse 2]
[Blaze] In the hatchet house, Rudolph's got a gang of hoes
Bouncin' they big titties all over his red nose
[Violent J] We don't sip cocoa in our footies, we wear hoodies
And rob little kiddies of they goodies
It's Christmas eve, [Boondox] I slide a machete out my sleeve
[Monoxide] And cut up everything, [bring them[?]] before I leave
[Shaggy] Decoratin' a tree but I had to pause
I seen Madrox finger bangin' Miss Claus
[Madrox] It's on like turkey leg and cranberry cause
With the black candles, fine china 'cause we tryin' to floss
I'm celebratin' the holidays with twinkle lights
[Violent J] And meanwhile, I think Santa Claus is a pedophile
[Monoxide] I'm under mistletoe givin' mustache rides
In a pair of tight skids with my dick outlined
[Boondox] Everybody gather 'round, it's all love, no doubt
'Cause we crackin' city gin in the hatchet house

[Chorus]
Happy holidays is easy to say
When there's no hills of bills stacked all in your way, it's okay
We ridin', we smokin', we chokin' 'round, provokin' (It's okay)
We drinkin' and thinkin' how I'm glad that we're broken (It's okay)
[Verse 3]
[Shaggy] Jack Frost doin' [piggy bumps[?]] all up in his nose
Doin' nummies on his gummies, got his whole face froze
[Madrox] Candy cane condom, she got leather and lace
I'm stuffin' gingerbread cookies in her wicked-ass face
She's my holiday date, [Boondox] to the Christmas party
[Blaze] Got a rhinestone iPad singing' la-di-da-di
[Monoxide] Ah shit, my pants ripped, my ball fell out
And it looks like a Christmas bulb without a doubt
[Shaggy] I got them gingerbread wraps for that sugarplum kush
[Violent J] [?] the push and candy canes for your bush
It's Christmas time in the murder one city
[Boondox] Let me hang Christmas lights off your titties
[Blaze] Got an elf passed out in a puddle of piss
[Shaggy] That's one more thing checked off my wish list
[Madrox] Now you done heard the Christmas stories and know what we all about
From behind the frosty windows of the hatchet house

[Chorus]
Happy holidays is easy to say
When there's no hills of bills stacked all in your way, it's okay
We ridin', we smokin', we chokin' 'round, provokin' (It's okay)
We drinkin' and thinkin' how I'm glad that we're broken (It's okay)

[Bridge]
We ridin', we smokin', we chokin' 'round, provokin'
We drinkin' and thinkin' how I'm glad that we're broken (It's okay)
(Happy holidays) We ridin', we smokin', we chokin' 'round, provokin'
We drinkin' and thinkin' how I'm glad that we're broken
[Outro]
(Christmas) Happy holidays is easy to say
When there's no hills of bills stacked all in your way, it's okay
(My shank) We ridin', we smokin'
We chokin' 'round, provokin' (It's okay)
We drinkin' and thinkin' (In Canada, it's [?])
How I'm glad that we're broken (Woo hoo)
Happy holidays is easy to say (It's Christmas)
When there's no hills of bills stacked all in your way
It's okay ([?])
We ridin', we smokin'
We chokin' 'round, provokin' (It's okay) (Holidays)
We drinkin' and thinkin'
How I'm glad that we're broken (Fruitcake) (It's okay)