[Verse 1: Jon Mess]
Sleepy time tea, vote me closer to bigger than Texas times three
I lose the coupons for groceries
And it would suck to be completely equal
What stops your bitch from believing people?
Count your fingers, concretely provide
A double TV to leak you're alive
Propose a loaf timber refluxing gold
As long as I look good when I’m old

[Verse 2: Jon Mess]
Façade of fascist, bravado elliptical
The smell of Colin in black boxers, mystic mole
Get those electric blue foot things from Dr. Scholls
You need stillocs just to be me

[Break: Jonny Craig]
Feel free to let it out, give it all up

[Verse 3: Jon Mess]
Accept your face is so upset old
Bitching same ole, don’t make me cold
Rape the bank for your bail out gold
Licking tricks are for 10 year olds
Missing lips are like lip tip bedsores
You can bounce on me, I just said so
We can fry it, don’t shit my bed though
It’s a fallacy, I like meatloaf
[Verse 4: Jon Mess]
I'm so fed, so fed, I'm green
I'm so fed, so fed, I'm green
I'm so fed, so fed, I'm green
I gave my liver to the football team
I don’t do no, do no, do no sluts
I don’t do no, do no, do no sluts
I don’t do no, do no, do no sluts
I got acid that I gargle for a fresh brain stump

[Verse 5: Jon Mess]
Sock full of wood I’m painting flesh tones
I thought you drank my locket full of glue
Don’t wanna sit cross legged in a circle
I won't wear, shirts that are pink or purple?
I thought you knew, my locket full of glue
Was really coke, coke I bought from Urkel
I thought you drank my locket full of glue
Once again I don’t wear pink or purple

[Verse 6: Jon Mess, Jon Mess & Will Swan & Jonny Craig]
Resounding yes as my eyes leak out an eagles skull
Bludgeoning a mitten, meticulous self-control
I need these priests to stop molesting your kids backdoor
It's fucking disgusting man
The wrong religion well you have selected
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The wrong religion well you have selected
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