[Verse 1]
Comb your hair and paint and powder
You act proud and I'll act prouder
You sing loud and I'll sing louder
Tonight we're settin' the woods on fire

[Verse 2]
You're my gal and I'm your feller
Dress up in your frock of yeller
I'll look swell but you'll look sweller
Settin' the woods on fire

[Bridge]
We'll take in all the honky tonks
Tonight we're having fun
We'll show the folks a brand new dance
That never has been done

[Verse 3]
I don't care who thinks we're silly
You'll be daffy I'll be dilly
We'll order up two bowls of chili
Settin' the woods on fire

[Verse 4]
I'll gas up my hot rod stoker
We'll get hotter than a poker
You'll be broke but I'll be broker
Tonight we're settin' the woods on fire
[Verse 5]
We'll sit close to one another
Up one street and down the other
We'll have a time, oh brother
Settin' the woods on fire

[Bridge]
We'll put aside a little time
To fix a flat or two
My tires and tubes are doin' fine
But the air is showin' through

[Verse 6]
You clap hands and I'll start bowin'
We'll do all the law's allowin'
Tomorrow I'll be right back plowin'
Settin' the woods on fire