Slow down, little Jaguar
Keep cool, little Thunderbird Ford
Ten miles stretch on an Indiana road
T'was a sky blue Jaguar and a Thunderbird Ford

Jaguar setting on ninety nine
Tryin' to beat the Bird to the county line
Just a half-a-mile from Ludenville
Had a speed sign sitting at the top of the hill

It said, "35 miles, and stay in line"
But the Jaguar and Thunderbird never read the sign
Slow down, little Jaguar
Keep cool, little Thunderbird Ford