[Verse 1]
When I was a little bitty boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Silver bells hanging on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling

[Chorus]
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling

[Verse 2]
Then momma took me to Grammar School
I stopped off in the best of pull
Every time that bell would ring
Catch me playing with my ding-a-ling-a-ling

[Chorus]
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling

[Verse 3]
One day while climbing the garden wall
I slipped and has a terrible fall
Fell so hard I heard bells ring
But held onto my ding-a-ling-a-ling
[Chorus]
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling

[Verse 4]
One day while swimming 'cross turtle creek
Man them snappers right at my feet
Was hard swimming cross that thing
With both hands holding my ding-a-ling-a-ling

[Chorus]
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling

[Outro]
Oh, my ding-a-ling
Your ding-a-ling
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling