[Verse 1]
Oh, now, arrested on charges of unemployment
He was sittin' in the witness stand
The judge's wife called the district attorney
And said "Free that brown-eyed handsome man
If you want your job free that brown-eyed man"

[Verse 2]
Flyin' across the desert in a TWA
I saw a woman walkin' 'cross the sand
She been walkin' 30 miles en route to Bombay
To meet a brown-eyed handsome man
Brown-eyed handsome man

[Verse 3]
Way back in history, 3000 years
Ever since the world began
There's been a whole lotta good looking women sheddin' tears
Over brown-eyed handsome men
Brown-eyed handsome men

[Verse 4]
Well, a beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind
Between a doctor and a lawyer friend
Her mother told her, "Darling, go out and find
Yourself a brown-eyed handsome man
That's what your daddy was, a brown-eyed handsome man"
[Verse 5]
Well, Marlo Venus was a beautiful lass
She had the world in the palm of her hand
She lost one of her arms in a wrestling match
Over a brown-eyed handsome man
Over a brown-eyed handsome man

[Verse 6]
Well, with a two-three count and nobody on
He hit a high fly into the stands
Roundin' third, he was headed for home
It was a brown-eyed handsome man
That won the game, it was a brown-eyed handsome man

[Outro]
A brown-eyed handsome man
Oh, a brown-eyed handsome man
A brown-eyed handsome man
I said, a brown-eyed handsome man
I said, a brown-eyed handsome man
I said, a brown-eyed handsome man