[Verse 1]
So for real, here's the deal:
I'm a typical teen, if you know what I mean
Like, completely way normal
And okay, let me say, here in Beverly LA
Things are totally the way they should be

[Pre-Chorus 1]
My days are carefully orchestrated
My world is color-coordinated
And hey, it's really not complicated
In stripes or plaid, life is pretty rad
A glossy double-spread in a magazine ad

[Chorus 1]
'Cause everything is perfect
Everything's faboo
Everything's unfolding how I want it to
Everything that happens happens right on cue
And everything is perfect

[Verse 2]
That's my dad, he's not bad
Just a teeny bit tense, which completely makes sense
He's a major league lawyer
People pay half a K for an hour of his day
But he likes to fight his daughter for free
[Pre-Chorus 2]
His meds all need to be regulated
His meals calorically calculated
And sure he gets a bit aggravated
But even so, our status is quo
My allowance way high, his cholesterol low

[Chorus 2]
And everything is perfect
Everything is chill (everything's faboo)
Everything gets handled, and it always will (like I want it to)
Everything including this month's amex bill
'Cause everything is perfect

[Bridge]
That's my mom, she was the bomb
Just look at her, a total betty
She died when I was two in a freak liposuction mistake
It sucks I guess, but nonetheless
No prob, 'cause we've been holding steady
And though I miss her totally
It's like she's watching over me
And I'm way sure that she'd agree
Our lives are perfect as can be (it's Dionne, girlfriend, dude)

[Outro]
Everything is perfect (everything is perfect)
Everything's the best (everything's faboo)
Everybody's doing (everything is perfect)
Just as I suggest (as I want it to)
Life's a teenage daydream
Not some drama fest
Yes everything from A to Z
Is awesome sauce and worry free
A candy-colored symphony
And all of it revolves around me
Everything is perfect