[Verse 1: Salty (Juno)]
Oh, come me hearties, sing along
Lift up ye spirits high!
Hoist the mizzen, anchors weigh
Let the Jolly Roger fly!
Spread right out the treasure map
Wake up and smell the ale!
Throw ye worries in the brig
This pirate's settin' sail!

When the storms befuddle you
Pick up an oar and row
Scuttle all yer troubles
Lose yer woes in the undertow
Scurvy or the Navy;
We can blow 'em all away
Free to lose yerself at sеa
The pirate's way, oh

[Chorus: Salty + Chorus]
Yo-ho! Yo-ho!
Across the ocеan waves
The seven seas spur ever on
A soul that spills of RAVE
Yo-ho! Yo-ho!
We sail the salty straits
Wind be at our backs, me boy
Adventure sure awaits!
[Instrumental Break]

[Skit: Salty, Sour (HighPoweredKeyz)]
So, lad! What seems to be gettin' ye down?

I have a CRIPPLING fear of the ocean...

Arrr! I know just what’ll give ye a proper pair of sea legs!
They'll certainly be more of a pair than mine!
YA HA HARR!
Now, listen close, savvy...

[Verse: Salty]
Come, me boy, and join me crew
To lift yer spirits high!
The sea shall wash away yer doubts
As the Jolly Roger flies!
Tides that roar and skies that pitch
Would bend a lubber's heart
But those who brave the roughest waves
Shall ne'er be kept apart!

You, me boy, know what ye want;
To what lengths ye will go?
Flush with vim and vigor
You're her young and feisty beau!
You would see yer sweetie-pie
It matters not how far
Trust me crew, and we will get ya
To yer lodestar!
[Chorus: Salty + Chorus]
Yo-ho! Yo-ho!
Across the ocean waves
The seven seas spur ever on
A soul that spills of RAVE
Yo-ho! Yo-ho!
We sail the salty straits
Wind be at our backs, me boy
Yer treasured love awaits!

[Bridge: Salty]
There ain't a wave
A pirate's soul can't tame
To fan yer spark into a flame!
Just take a step away
From what's to blame
That means the railing, boy! C'mere!
This song'll wash away yer fear!

[Instrumental Break]
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

[Pre-Chorus: Salty + Chorus]
Way ho! (Way ho!)
Way ho! (Way ho!)
Way ho! (Way ho!)
Yo ho ho!
Way ho! (Way ho!)
Way ho! (Way ho!)
Way ho! (Way ho!)
Ahoy, me hearties
Bring it home!!
[Chorus: Salty + Chorus]
Yo-ho! Yo-ho! (Hey! Hey!)
Across the ocean waves (Hey! Hey!)
The seven seas spur ever on (Hey! Hey!)
A soul that spills of RAVE (Hey! Hey!)
Yo-ho! Yo-ho! (Hey! Hey!)
We sail the salty straits (Hey! Hey!)
Wind be at our backs, me boy (Hey! Hey!)
Yer treasured love awaits! (Hey! Hey!)

Yo-ho! Yo-ho! (Hey! Hey!)
Across the ocean waves (Hey! Hey!)
The seven seas spur ever on (Hey! Hey!)
A soul that spills of RAVE (Hey! Hey!)
Yo-ho! Yo-ho! (Hey! Hey!)
We sail the salty straits (Hey! Hey!)
Wind be at our backs, me boy —
C'mon, now Sour! Don't be coy! —
Wind be at our backs, me boy
Yer treasured love awaits!

[Outro: Salty]
Yar-harharharharharharharharharr!!!