In a world where beatbox battles are the norm
There's a lyrical trend
Taking the modding scene by storm
And with all the singing creepy-crawlies BF gotta fight
You know what they say: It's time to get freaky on a Friday Night!

Oooh-oooh-oooh... [x3]
Hey! Hey! Hey hey hey hey!
Hey, man, I'm gonna eat your girlfriend
Or maybe turn her into broth!
Lalala-lala!

Kill a kid, cut 'em up
Stuff 'em inside my secret meatbox
Find my hands across your body
Slowly peel your skin off!

Hey, man, I'm gonna tear your eyes out
And then I'll boil your girlfriend!
Lalala-lala!

Kill a kid, cut 'em up
Stuff 'еm inside my burning dungeon!
I would give you guys a littlе break
But I'm not Satan!
In the Notepad
Fates are written
'Cause Pandora didn't listen!
Time will march
And here with me
This screen's the last you'll ever, ever see!

In the Notepad, I will slay ya
I'm Weird Al, the polka player
The stinky smells won't deter me
I will drink up all your pee!

(Uhm, Mr. Yankovic...)
Huh?
*whisper whisper*
OOOOH. Okay, I can skip that one
*whisper whisper whisper*

Molded, Rotting
Slowly decaying
Each pun and each line
Was it all worth pretending?
They are no longer here!
Oh buddy, our legacy...
It's over!
When the dust settles
Just you and me remain
Your attempts at death are in vain
Oh, Muffin, you're nothin'
Held in my purgatory!

Oh muffin!

Secrets uncovered
Was this a deceit?
A prevarication of what seemed to be
Now left to sustain
My pains persevere
A summer of freedom that failed to remain
Sincere

(Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!)
(Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!)
Today is gonna be exceptional!
(Do you know watcha gonna do?)
Never boring, even for a minute
(Because it's true!)
It's my world and we're all living in it!
(There's nobody left but you!)

I'm Weird Angry Luigi
And I'm super F**kin' mad!
I don't know what to do
I'll just sit, alone and sad
There is nothing' in this world
That can make me smile
Honestly, it's complicated
Why I'm so Hostile
Think about my lonely past
Depressing, scary, and cold
You can play games all you want
But I'll no longer be controlled
I'm Weird Angry Luigi
And I wanna see you burn
So stay right there
And lemme kill ya
It's just what I've earned!

After all of the wasted years
Need to get a taste of your fear
Need a little taste of your blood
Then we can finally be one
You're everything that I've ever wanted
Just a single bite, and I'm Through
There's no need to beg or bargain
'Cause all I need is you!

I fly around
I see nothing but victims right on the ground
No clouds, red sky
Once I take flight, I will make you cry
Fly high!

Although in the past
We broke our tether
I'm glad we're back here together!
For now, we have all come to meet
And enjoy a delicious and hearty God's feast!

For it is now
On April Fool's Day
That I invite you to chow down
In a carnivorous way!

Yo-ho! Yo-ho!
Across the ocean waves
The seven seas spur ever on
A soul that spills of RAVE
Yo-ho! Yo-ho!
We sail the salty straits
Wind be at our backs, me boy!
Adventure sure awaits!

All this time
I would wait for a chance to be with you!
Sing a tune with me
And let's reach for the clouds
In a balloon
The sky knows no bounds!

Your hand in mine
Fates intertwined
Through the dark, my voice will be your light
Take the lead
Your melody is all I need
Have no fear
Let the world feel our harmony!

Come now, take the step
Don't look back there's nothing' left
For you beyond the veil
You've tried, and yet you've failed
To save her!

Claws upon your heart
Rip and tear your soul apart
You've lost the game
It's always the same
When you stand before a God!

Come now, take the step
Don't look back there's nothing' left
For you beyond the veil
You've tried, and yet you've failed
To save her!

Claws upon your heart
Rip and tear your soul apart
You've lost the game
It's always the same
When you stand before a God!

I'll make you say
How proud you are of me!
So stay awake just long
Enough to see my way!

It's a game that's packed
With ookie-spookies far as the eye can see
And twisted visions of cartoons
That wanna sing at me
(My way!)

Half these guys with half their faces rotting
Getting existential
In their face, then
Better keep your courage exponential!

Solo time!

Enough to see my way!