[Intro: Salmonids]
You aren't our usual squids, you know
But you've stolen too much of our roe
Bear witness as the ocean churns
Beneath the seven rings' burn!
We genuflect with pots and pans
Now hear the roar across the land
The scent of the king is haunting ya
ALL HAIL THE MEGALODONTIA!

Big jaws, a bark backed up with bite
To spawn and die, the salmon fight
A crimson glow lights up the night
Take back the salmon birthright
The teeth of glory chomp and gnash
Pour lifeblood from the gash
Light of seven rings, our pans flash
As the fires rise and weapons clash!

[Verse 1: Salmonids]
Salmon stand, and hail the king!
Glory, honor, life, our leader brings!
To the mouth imperial
We gladly serve as the meal!
Every gullet of the earth
Proves to us that our lives have their worth
Flesh and meat
Make our defeat
A victory of veal!
Feel the changing tides
For salmon waters must swell
Fallen flesh guaranteed
To feed the land
Be judged to Heaven or hell
Now the throat approaches to the dinner bell!
(Hail to the king of Salmonids!)
Sinking to the depths, you cannot escape
In the maw of the ocean king
You'll nourish
As the teeth stand agape!
You can't stop our spawn at every bay and cape!
(Hail to the king of Salmonids!)

We must save our roe
Tremble before Joe!
Fight and be devoured
In the spawning hour!

[interlude, sans]
​heya. fish sure are biting today. heh heh heh…
​never "tackled" anything like this before, huh?
(Hail the king of salmonids!)
(Hail the king of salmonids!)
(Hail the king of salmonids!)
(Hail the king of salmonids!)
[Verse 2: Salmonids, sans]
​​surely these guys'll tip the "scales" (Hail the king of salmonoids!)
​one way or another you're gonna fail (Hail the king of salmonids!)
​though their little swim is not my fault (Hail the king of salmonids!)
​i won't de"bait" with these results (Hail the king of salmonids!)
​get the picture? here's the "hook" (Hail the king of salmonids!)
​best give it up, or else you're cooked (Hail the king of salmonids!)
​i'm stripped to the bone, they don't want me (Hail the king of salmonids!)
​you on the other hand... ain't so lucky (Hail the king of salmonids!)

[Verse 3: Salmonids]
Spawn and fight and die, feed the holy land (Hail the king of salmonids!)
Spawn and fight and die, heed the king's command (Hail the king of salmonids!)
We're the salmon (Hail the king of salmonids!)
We eat or be devoured! (Hail the king of salmonids!)

Our great king will lead us to the light
Our great king will grant victory tonight
For the great king, we won't give up the fight
Nourish the land, our foes we must smite
Fallen or flourished, land shall eat the same
Though we may die, the salmon rise again!

[Outro: Mr. Grizz]
Never had a doubt! Great work! Now get back to the helicopter. Fuel isn't free.