[Attention Customers! Clean up on Aisle 3!]
SOMEONE LEFT [There]
[Heartshapedobject]
[Lyeing Around……]
IT’S TIME TO MAKE A VERY [Specil] DEAL!

[Bargain Price] ON [Hyperlink blocked]
GOT A [3 for 1 Specil] THAT’LL KNOCK YOUR SOCKS
JUST ONE [Soul] FOR [50% Off!]
EXPLORE MY [Emporium]
SEE WHAT’S IN STORE!

HEAR THE [pipis] CRY
[Congratulations!]
YOU WIN [die]

MY [Hotsingle] [Could be yours, for just]
[3.99]
WHAT A [Buy!]

[Now’s your chance to be a big shot]
[Be big be big now’s your shot]

WHAT? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
IT’S FOR YOU
(Ralsei, Susie)
Don’t you fret, don’t forget, you got friends behind you
If you stand, we’ll stand up too!
Yea, Kris! You got this! Let’s SMASH this fool!

[Now’s your chance to be a BIG SHOT]
[Get] [Fri D] [pipis] [freaky on a Friday]
[Now’s your chance ]
SO WHY AM I NOT [Big] ENOUGH?!!!1
[Now] GOT IT TOUGH, UP TO SNUFF
NOT A BLUFF, GOT THE [stuff]

WATCH ME FLY!
[MAMA]
I’VE BEEN A [Nasty boy]
[Slap Chop] THESE STRINGS
AND [pipis] WILL RING
AS MY [Freedom] SINGS
I WON’T BE A [Clearance sale at Toys-R-Us]

You’re in pain, that much we see…
([Now’s your chance to be a] [pipis])
Though I’m not sure I get your plight
If Kris thinks it’s right
We’ll set you free!
[God effin’ dammit]
THE CABLES ARE [Ugh]
[No] [Tanks] TO [PinocchioonlyonDisney+ ]
[No ] [Hyperlink blocked] [ for you this year!]
MY [Sales] AREN’T FOR NOTHING!
[Free iPhone, just click >>here<< ]

WHAT
IT’S FOR ME?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Bargain Price] ON [Hyperlink blocked]
GOT A [3 for 1 Specil] THAT’LL KNOCK YOUR SOCKS
JUST ONE [Soul] FOR [50% Off!]
EXPLORE MY [Emporium]
SEE WHAT’S IN STORE!

THREE TIMES THE [Fire]POWER
TWO TIMES THE [Water]POWER
[Schmoes] AND [Daves] IN [Rosen Graves]
LOVE [pipis] [pipis] [pipis] [pipis]

Pain and suffering hanging from your wings
We’ll soon cut the strings
And maybe you’ll finally be…
GOD ALMIGHTY, LET ME FREE FROM
[Earthquakes and Thunderstorms, bass smashing through]

[Die] NOW, AND I’LL THROW IN !
[Deal or no deal]

I can’t pretend to know what happened to you long ago
But in your toothy grin, I can see another’s sin
That wеighs you down with woe

[Send me a ] [KILL] BY WIRE
[Baby] KRIS, MY [Heart]’S ON [FIRE!! !!! !!!]
YOU’RE A [Hеart] ON A [Chain]
LEMME [Half-Off] YOU THIS [PAIN!!!!!!!!]
I KNOW WHAT YOU DESIRE!

WELL, I’M NOT GONNA FORCE YOU…
What did you bear witness?
BUT KRIS, JUST THINK IT THROUGH…
What is there beyond the darkness?
ASK YOURSELF THE QUESTION
What did you find that fractured your mind
TAKE MY SUGGESTION, AND BE A [BIG SHOT] TOO!
The cause of your distress?

TRADE ME YOUR [Soul] AND [Freedom is] [Mine]
FOR [Three easy payments of $9.99]

If you are suffering, give us a sign!
Let us ease the choking, let us cut off that line!

DON’TCHA WANNA HELP YOUR PAL?
THINK OF MY EGGS!

Yo, he’s on his last legs! Take him down a peg!

KRIS, LET YOUR FRIENDS ROT!
JUST B3 A [BIG SHOT]

[Bargain price] ON [Hyperlink blocked] GOT A [3 for 1 Special] THAT’LL KNOCK YOUR SOCKS
JUST ONE [Soul] FOR [50% Off!]
EXPLORE MY [Pop-ups disabled]
SEE WHAT’S IN [Hyperlink blocked]

All the Darkners who live in the night
Mustn’t be subject to shattering sights
This world wounds him, forced him to fight
Show him compassion, show him the light!