Dis Beef lyrics
Hello there humans
I'm the great Papyrus
Welcome to my cooking show
Today we'll make steak!
First you start
By taking out a cut of dis beef
If you are wondering
Why I'm crying
I cut some onions for the garnish!
I just think that it tastes pretty good
Now onto the lesson with me!
Now we'll tenderize the steak!
We do not want the meat to break
All your teeth because its too tough!
Then somе salt and pepper seasoning!
Shakе-shake-shake-a, shake-shake-a, shake!
Now we'll add some lemon
To let the flavor sink in
Throw that baby on the grill
And let it cook!
In the meantime, let's get some parsley so that we can
Put it on the steak when it's all done cooking!
I like my steak medium rare!
Just a fact i'd like to share!
Oh my god! That steak looks delicious! Smell that, won't you? Nyeheheh!
This steak is looking good
Under the grills hood
Now spread the parsley
On top of the steak!
Spread the onions around
That steak is nice and brown!
Mm-mm, that smells delicious!
Here's a baked potato to go with it!
And some cheese
And sour cream
That's it for Papyrus' cooking show!
You wanna learn to cook disbeef, you know?
This recipe wasn't too tough!
I think this meal's enough!
Papyrus is the best!
The skeletal masterchef-
Wait, hold on, hold on, i'm getting a call. Stop the music!
Oh, where did I put my phone..? Ah, here it is!
Great Papyrus, how may I help you?
Uh-huh. Uh-huh...Oh. Oh is THAT what they wanted? Why would they want something like that? That sounds terrible! The human would never do that! I'll have you know that's not very kid-friendly! Good day to you, sir!
Apologies for that, everyone! Papyrus' Cooking Show is done completely unrehearsed and as such, unsolicited phone calls can happen at any time! Regardless, I hope you enjoyed this little lesson on how to make steak
Nyeheheh! ...Ah, cut the shot