[Intro]
No more Mr. Nice Guy
Me, a Nice Guy?
Damn right!

[Verse 1]
I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing
Until they got a hold of me
I opened doors for little old ladies
I helped the blind to see

[Pre-Chorus]
I got no friends 'cause they read the papers
They can't be seen with me
And I'm getting real shot down
And I'm feeling mean

[Chorus]
No more Mr. Nice Guy
No more Mr. Clean
No more Mr. Nice Guy, they say
He's sick, he's obscene

[Post-Chorus]
I'm not hard to get along with
Ha! I'm impossible!
[Pre-Chorus]
I got no friends 'cause they read the papers
They can't be seen with me
And I'm getting real shot down
And I'm feeling mean

[Chorus]
No more Mr. Nice Guy
No more Mr. Clean
No more Mr. Nice Guy, they say
He's sick, he's obscene

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 2]
My dog bit me on the leg today
My cat clawed my eye
Mom's been thrown out of the social circle
Dad's had to hide
I went to church incognito
And everybody rose
The Reverend Smith, he recognized me
He punched me in the nose
He said... no more, Nice Guy!

[Chorus]
No more (no more) Mr. Nice Guy
No more Mr. Clean
No more Mr. Nice Guy, they say
He's sick, he's obscene
[Chorus]
No more (no more) Mr. Nice Guy
No more Mr. Clean
No more Mr. Nice Guy, they say
He's sick, he's obscene, yeah

[Outro]
Not to say I was ever nice in the first place, you know?