[Verse 1]
It rains all day in the desert
And Elvis is alive
A circle's got four corners
And two plus two is five
I've never been hungover
And there ain't no fish in the sea
And she'll come back to me

[Verse 2]
A guitar don't make music
And a bumblebee won't sting
It works if you don't use it
And Dolly just can't sing
We don't go to church on Sundays
And freedom it comes free
And she'll come back to me

[Chorus]
And I heard her say "I do"
But just because one says a thing
That don't make it true
Now I'm sitting here by my lonesome
Sad as a man can be
Prayin' she'll come back to me
[Verse 3]
A clock don't tick and time stands still
Monkеy is a man's best friend
It's easiеr pusing that rock uphill
There's no such thing as sin
Mamas don't love their babies
And money grows on trees
And she'll come back to me

[Instrumental interlude]

[Chorus]
And I heard her say "I do"
But just because one says a thing
That don't make it true
Now I'm sitting here by my lonesome
Sad as a man can be
Prayin' she'll come back to me
Oh, prayin' she'll come back to me