Oil Money

[Verse 1]

I lost my mind needing oil money in my life

I didn't know my ups from downs

My rights from wrongs

I couldn't open my eyes

I couldn't bring myself to smile



[Verse 2]

I spoke to all my friends to find a cure

They just told me to sit down and drink a beer

They said that I'd feel better and they weren't wrong

Oh God, the beer, it tastes so good!



[Bridge]

The beer tastes so good

The beer tastes so good



[Verse 3]

So, I moved to the desert

And I started to dig

And you won’t believe what I have found

Out there

Almost 150 feet below the surface

I found the sweet, sweet crude oil!



[Bridge]

So, I went to the foreign market to get a price on it

Now I’m a rich man I put all my problems in a canvas bag



[Chorus]

Oil money

No problem

Oil money

Oil money

No problem

Oil money

Wooo!



[Chorus]

Oil money

No problem

Oil money

Oil money

No problem

Oil money



[Verse 4]

You won’t believe what happened next

I won a medal

And then I started to dance

Even though I can’t dance