[Intro: Bootsy Collins]
Ah, uh, P-Mo bump, babu

[Verse 1: Baby Theo (Bootsy Collins)]
This is the story of Captain Hook
A young Swede that liked to cook up rhymes
In the bathroom all alone
Singing hooky hooky gibberish into his phone
There's no need to steal from Marvin Gaye (No!)
When the hottest hooks are public domain
'Cause if Foster Sylvers's got a misdemeanor
I'll Madoff with a felony explicit or clean
Or whatever you need to bleep in the mix
I still make hits that don't even rhyme
That aren't even in time

[Hook: Baby Theo (Bootsy Collins)]
I'm Captain Hook (I'm so catchy)
I'm Captain Hook (I'm so catchy)
I'm Captain Hook (I'm catchy, baby)
I'm Captain Hook (I'm so catchy)

[Verse 2: Baby Theo (Bootsy Collins) & Mushy Krongold]
Through my veins, the chorus is coursin'
Mainstream and delicious like Boursin (Yeah)
Franchise the verse in a spin-off (Spin-off)
I'll climb Mount Cleverest on a Wim Hof (Yeah)
I'll make your mother proud of you (The family unit)
I'll make your mother proud of you (The family unit)
I slow down when others go faster
Forget the writing, I own the master
(Gold futures trade) Take delivery
('Cause on a bank run, I got stability)
Learn somethin', edutainment
Focus on your breath, I'm a brain mint
[Hook: Baby Theo (Bootsy Collins)]
I'm Captain Hook (I'm so catchy)
I'm Captain Hook (So catchy)
I'm Captain Hook (I am so catchy)
I'm Captain Hook (Well, uh)

[Breakdown: Baby Theo (Bootsy Collins)]
Oh wow
Wow
(Aye Joe, let it go)

[Verse 3; Baby Theo & Mushy Krongold]
Bed-wetter, go-getter
Just another J rappin'
GitHub bootstrappin'
Bed-wetter, go-getter
This is my life, this is my story
Bed-wetter, go-getter
Just another J rappin'
GitHub bootstrappin'
Bed-wetter, go-getter
This is my life, this is my story

[Hook: Baby Theo (Bootsy Collins) & Mushy Krongold]
I'm Captain Hook (I'm so catchy)
I'm Captain Hook (He's very talented)
I'm Captain Hook (So catchy, baby)
I'm Captain Hook (Can you catch me now?)
I'm Captain Hook (He's very talented)
I'm Captain Hook (He's very talented)
I'm Captain Hook (He's Captain Hook)
I'm Captain Hook
[Hook: Baby Theo and Mushy Krongold]
(Break it down to the kinderlach, to the kinderlach)
I'm Captain Hook (Ya buh buh buh buh buh)
I'm Captain Hook (P-Mo, baby)
I'm Captain Hook
I'm Captain Hook (To the kinderlach)
I'm Captain Hook (Ya buh buh buh buh buh)
I'm Captain Hook (Captain Hook)
I'm Captain Hook

[Bootsy Collins]
And I'm P-Mo, baby