[Spoken: Antwaun Stanley & Jack Stratton]
I got a question
Are you ready, to get funky?
Two, three!

[Verse 1: Antwaun Stanley & Joey Dosik]
Oh!
He's on the scene (He's the funky duck)
He's the first to leave (He's the funky duck)
Drinking Ovaltine (Funky duck)
Since he was fourteen
He's self-aware (He's the funky duck)
He gave the first TED talk (He's the funky duck)
Can't remember the name (He's the funky duck)
Treats you all the—
Come on!

[Chorus: Antwaun Stanley & Joey Dosik]
Wahoo
He's a (Funky duck)
Wahoo
He's a (Funky duck)
Wahoo
He's a (Funky duck)
Wahoo!
[Verse 2: Antwaun Stanley & Joey Dosik]
He's not a duck (Funky duck)
I said he ain’t a duck (The funky duck)
He’s not a duck (Gunky duck), why?
‘Cause he's a funky duck
He's a funky duck (He's the funky duck)
Ah— he's a funky duck (He’s the funky duck)
Fu-fu-fu-fu, fu-fu-fu, ah (Funky duck)
Come on, y’all!
Oh!

[Bridge: Jack Stratton & Antwaun Stanley & Crowd]
This is the story of— (He’s a funky duck)
This is the story of— (He’s a funky duck)
Beaquin Benefesis (He’s a funky duck)
His name was Beaquin Benefesis (He’s a funky duck)
And he was minding his business (He’s a funky duck)
And they stuck a tube down his esophagus (He’s a funky duck)
And he said, “I’m too young to die” (He’s a funky duck)
And his buddy looked at him and said (He’s a funky duck)
“You better run, ‘cause you’re foie gras” (He’s a funky duck)
So, he ran for his life (He’s a funky duck)
And he ran to Madison Square Garden tonight (He’s a funky duck)
To celebrate his freedom (He’s a funky duck)
And I believe the Funky Duck is somewhere in the crowd tonight (He’s a funky duck)
On wireless
Where is he?
[Spoken: Jack Stratton & Theo Katzman]
Yes!
The funky duck is in the room
Where is he?
Ah—
Oh, so there he is!
He punked me! He punked me!
The funky duck punked me!
One, two—

[Chorus: Antwaun Stanley & Joey Dosik]
Oh
He’s a funky!
He's a funky duck
I said he’s-a funky! (Funky duck)
He’s a funk, fu-fu-fu-fu oh! (Funky duck)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

[Spoken: Antwuan Stanley]
Hey!
New York is so funky!
Ah-ooh!