Oh!
Being aware of the non-ending condition of our radically non-logical necessary
And yet free and responsible nature
It is not only our compulsion
But it is our duty to our booty
To funk you!

Cheaper than discount family therapy
We bring you funk on a couch
>From the doctor
Gloryhallastoopid
Pin the tail on the funky
I can assure this is the beginning of a meaningful relationship
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Pin the tail on the funky
That fuss was us!
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Pin the tail on the funky
Multiple reality producing rhythms brings you gloryhallastoopid
Gloryhallastoopid
Pin the tail on the funky
A tale where the nose win in the end
That fuss was us
In the tail end, if you know what I mean

Oh! That fuss was us
He's got a bug, she's got a bug
Debugging, baby
That fuss was us
They bug you, they bug your friends
Until they bug you out
That fuss was us
Yeah, call us the pest control
(Gloryhallastoopid
Pin the tail on the funky)
Yeah, Starchild here
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Pin the tail on the funky)
Bringing it to you all the way live
>From deep in the black hole
I'm here with my man, Wellington Wigout
Who says, "If you move, you're dancing
If you're dancing, you're wiggin'
And if you're wiggin', then he's wiggin' out
Gloryhallastoopid
Pin the tail on the funky
And when it comes to making love
He says he's the disco version
He is the long-playing lover, heh-heh
Wellington Wigout
{assorted backwards-recorded nonsense}

This is Wellington Wigout
And I'm buggin' for you, baby

Oh!
That fuss was us
We are deep in the black hole
Light years away from a hole in it all
Partyin' down
That fuss was us
We found time to shine
In a place that never shined before
Oh
Enlightened, peek-a-boo!
Bustin'
With my battery-operated see-you
That fuss was us (x5)

Gloryhallastoopid

Ohhhh, ohhhh

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