[George Clinton]
We're standing
Well, we're almost standing amidst thousands of worshipping P-Funk fans
Waiting for the Holy Mothership
She promised to bring them the P-Funk, better known as The Bomb
Wait, wait, I think we see the first one here
Let's see if we can get a word from, uh, Star Child
Ayy, Star Child, what do you have to say about tonight's concert?

[Parliament "Mothership Connection (Star Child)"]
If you hear any noise, it's just me and the boys gettin' it

[George Clinton]
Yeah, Star Child, the long-haired sucker
Look, look, here come the whole mob
The Mothership's Brothership
Yeah, carrying Bootsy and the Rubber Band
Yeah, get down, Bootsy

[Bootsy's Rubber Band "Stretchin' Out (In a Rubber Band)"]
And glory be, the funk's on me

[George Clinton]
I, I don't believe it

[Parliament "Comin' Round the Mountain"]
Comin' 'round the mountain when she come
Calling Earth people, calling all Earth people
Due to your funklessness, you have brought about the second coming of Dr. Funkenstein

[Parliament "Dr. Funkenstein"]
Whoa, they say the bigger the headache, the bigger the pill, baby
Well, call me The Big Pill
We'd love to funk you, Funkenstein, your funk is the best
Take my body and give it the mind to funk with the rest
Hit me with the one and then, if you like hit me again
We love to Funk-a-stein

[Parliament "Give Up the Funk (Tear the Roof Off the Sucker)"]
We're gonna turn this mutha out (Give up the funk)

[George Clinton]
Meanwhile, we're back here on Earth
It's still early in the afternoon but there's literally thousands and thousands of Funkateers dying to give up the funk to their super-funky heroes

[Parliament "Give Up the Funk (Tear the Roof Off the Sucker)"]
Give up the funk
We're gonna turn this mutha out (We gotta have that funk)

[George Clinton]
Let's see if we can get some rap from some of these kids out here
Uh, why did you come to the concert?
[Parliament "Do That Stuff"]
I got to get some more of that
More of that funky stuff

[George Clinton]
Yeah, and you two cool brothers over there, why'd y'all come?

[Parliament "Give Up the Funk (Tear the Roof Off the Sucker)"]
Ah, we want the funk

[George Clinton]
Yeah, they want the funk
Now, it's question time
We're gonna see if we can get some of the superheroes on the phone and let y'all talk to 'em
Anybody got some questions for the superheroes?

[Bootsy Collins, Fan]
(Yeah, me, man) (Me, me)
(Go 'head, kid)
(Um, Bootsa) Ah, the name is Bootsy, baby
(Mr. Bootchi, um, why you add less jazz?)
All the better to funk you, my dear
(But dig, dig, I got a question for the Long-Haired Sucker - uh, where the afterparty at, man?)

[Parliament "Mothership Connection (Star Child)"]
Partyin' on the Mothership
(Yo sucker, loan me your spaceship, man, I'll bring it right back, he he he)

[Parliament "Swing Down Sweet Chariot"]
Swing down sweet chariot stop and let me ride
Swing down sweet chariot stop and let me ride
Swing down sweet chariot stop and let me ride
Swing down sweet chariot stop and let me ride

[Parliament "Night of the Thumpasourus People"]
Gagagooga, gagagooga, gagagoogaga

(Loan me your spaceship, man, I'll bring it right back, he he he)

[Parliament "Swing Down Sweet Chariot"]
Swing down sweet chariot stop and let me ride
Swing down sweet chariot stop and let me ride
Swing down sweet chariot stop and let me ride
Swing down sweet chariot stop and let me ride