[Verse 1]
He said I'm fabulously rich
C'mon just let's go
She kinda bit her lip
Geez, I don't know

[Pre-Chorus]
But I can guarantee
There'll be no knock on the door
I'm total pro
That's what I'm here for

[Chorus]
I come from downtown
Born ready for you
Armed with will and determination
And grace, too

[Verse 2]
The secret rules of engagement
Are hard to endorse
When the appearance of conflict
Meets the appearance of force

[Pre-Chorus]
But I can guarantee
There'll be no knock on the door
I'm total pro
That's what I'm here for
[Chorus]
I come from downtown
Born ready for you
Armed with skill and it's frustration
And Grace, Too

[Outro]
Him, here, now, ugh!
Him, here, now, ugh!