You want happiness? Be my guest!
Those of you still feelin’ Doawn, left in a fruitless pursuit, best come on now
‘Cause if the West mess. left your hands, then in your next life you’ll get a chance
But if Xi’s trapped in a cage, then I’m afraid that it’s too late
My diagnosis is psychosis from bird-less bluephoria
Paranoid, where’s the choice?
In withdrawal l? Call!
You want happiness and quick? Got it!
Magic? Not magic! Y’see, my protocol is all medical!
Take the ticker, and cadaver, safe on the stretcher, find your place!
Another call? (Yes, my doctor!)
A medi-call? (Yеs, my doctor!)
Impressed, and yet thе best is next! Witness finesse of a great genius!
(GET ON!)

Doctor Funk Beat! Lead me, I’m ready!
Sir Actor, are you sure it hurts? ‘Cause it’s your conscience that you swore was sore!
Doctor Funk Beat! Now how are we, lady?
Don’t have to tell me, I’m aware that the world isn’t fair
One vaccine and you’ll be
Happy! Happy! You want happiness? Be my guest!

If you can clutch the golden touch, the fingertips of Midas
To unhappiness, it becomes medicine (DUMB DOWN!)
The universe, in small terms, is overrun by depression
I wonder if they’ll slumber, all the hypocrites alongside it!
Love? Near love! Just one chemical more, then the lab door!
Take the ticker, and cadaver, safe on the stretcher, find your place!
You feelin’ the joy? (Yes, my doctor!)
Feel it in your joynts? (Yes, my doctor!)
Expect the rest to stress and guess, worthless, except for the
Great! Great! Great genius!
(GET ON!)
Doctor Funk Beat! Round spree, I’m ready!
Well I hate to say this miss, but it won’t mend. The problem is your brainless head!
Doctor, help me! Suckling’s are rowdy
If you feel the euphoria isn’t quite enough, then
Bum from someone to be
Happy! Happy! Next number, it’s now your turn!

Magic? Not magic! (Magic? Not magic!)
Rèliè huānyíng? Nǎinai de! (Rèliè huānyìng? Nǎinai de!)
Another call? (Yes, my doctor!)
A medi-call? (Yes, my doctor!)
Careless? Upset? No sweat! I bet you’ll get all set when sent and left beside a
Great! Great! Great! Great! Great genius!
(GET ON!)

Doctor Funk Beat! See, I had a dream
Every single soul was smiling, what a lying, only dying deluSHOW!
I’d say that realm is also called hell, but never mind that
Let’s get on track, what was it that you asked?
Oh right! “Where’s cloud nine?” Well, somewhere with a fee!
Come on, it’s your time, the next in line, please don’t be shy, let me put you at ease!
Oh trapped princess Lidya, it’s your turn to come! Hold on a second…
Oh my! I let it slip from my mind!
Nǐ hǎo! Look now! There’s your happiness, so come and get it!
If you want to show your thanks, make sure to appreciate
The clever Doctor Funk Beat!
Great genius!
(Great genius!)
You want happiness? Be my guest!