[Verse 1]
There once was a group with Liam and Niall
Vas Happening boys? Vas Happening boys?
They lived with Zayn and their room was vile
Vas Happening boys? Vas Happening boys?

Did you know Harry's such a slob?
He needs to win X Factor cause he can't get a job

And, oh, Louis needs a boat
He dresses like he owns one
Cause he's got no other clothes
They really need your vote

[Chorus]
Vas Happening boys? Vas Happening boys?
(Vas Happening boys?)

[Verse 2]
Mick Jagger could be Harry's dad
Vas Happening mum? Vas Happening Mick?
When Liam sings he makes his face look sad
Vas Happening song? Vas Happening sad?

And Zayn's the master of echoes (echo, echo, echo)
And Niall was raised by leprechauns so he won't ever grow
And, oh, Louis needs that boat
He dresses like he owns one
And it's becoming a joke
They really need your vote

[Chorus]
Vas Happening boys? Vas Happening boys?
Vas Happening boys? Vas Happening boys?
Vas Happening boys? Vas Happening boys?
(Billy bob bob dilly)