[Verse 1]
It's a miniature explosion from a toy hand grenade
It's just a scratch you can patch up before it fades
You don't start for anyone, and you only stop when you're done
The fire in your belly burns in your eyes

[Chorus]
But it's not a war
It's just a little conversation
It's not a war
You're just a weirdo

[Verse 2]
It was a misplaced phrase, cut short our happy phase
But it's just a graze, not a war wound
And still you sneer at the bright side, and you pile up the sandbags
When you only need, look in my eyes

[Chorus]
But it's not a war
It's just a little conversation
It's not a war

[Refrain]
You're just a weirdo, a weirdo, a weirdo
You're just a weirdo, a weirdo, a weirdo
You're just a weirdo, a weirdo, a weirdo
It's not a war
[Chorus]
It's not a war
It's just a little conversation, yeah
Been here before (Ha ha ha)

[Refrain]
You're just a weirdo, a weirdo, a weirdo
You're just a weirdo, a weirdo, a weirdo
I love you, my weirdo, my weirdo, my weirdo

[Chorus]
And it's not a war
It's just a little conversation

[Instrumental Outro]