[Verse 1]
I refuse to tolerate that, everybody just stands around
At the same time, so many bad things happen every day
Unreasonablenesses like the new Scrubs episodes
Generally Mario Barth, but the people want it like that
Meanwhile I'm hearing the same song for the third time
That is not music, those are the Black Eyed Peas
We gotta go out, you can’t smoke at the bar here anymore
The world's going down the drain, girls, sad but true

[Chorus]
But if you kiss me, Noel will write songs for Liam again (if you kiss me)
If you kiss me, our friends will return from Berlin (if you kiss me)
And if you kiss me, then the world will be a little less awful (if you kiss me)
If you kiss me, will you stay here or do we go together (if you kiss me)

[Verse 2]
If you just had kissed me a little bit earlier
Then AIDS would've been defeated and the 90s wouldn’t have returned
We wouldn't have been controlled in the urban rail
And Josh Homme never would've produced the Arctic Monkeys
Many things would've never happened, things that are avoidable
Then there would be not a single romantic Til Schweiger movie
We can't change nothing about that, all of that was yesterday
But now you have the chance to improve our future
[Chorus]
Because if you kiss me, Noel will write songs for Liam again (if you kiss me)
If you kiss me, our friends will return from Berlin (if you kiss me)
And if you kiss me, then the world will be a little less awful (if you kiss me)
If you kiss me, will you stay here or do we go together (if you kiss me)

[Bridge: Karl & *Felix*]
If you kiss me
If you kiss me
If you kiss me
If you kiss me
If you kiss me
*If you kiss me*
If you kiss me
*If you kiss me*
If you kiss me
*If you kiss me*
If you kiss me
*If you kiss me*

[Chorus]
Noel will write songs for Liam again (if you kiss me)
If you kiss me, our friends will return from Berlin (if you kiss me)
And if you kiss me, then the world will be a little less awful (if you kiss me)
If you kiss me, will you stay here or do we go together (if you kiss me)
[Outro]
*If you kiss me*
If you kiss me
*If you kiss me*
If you kiss me
*If you kiss me*
If you kiss me
*If you kiss me*
If you kiss me
*If you kiss me*
If you kiss me
*If you kiss me*
If you kiss me
*If you kiss me*
If you kiss me
*If you kiss me*
If you kiss me