[Intro]
Mr. Big dick
It's not really that big
(Shit, not so)
Well, fuck, centimeters 15, 14, 16 there is
(Well, 15 accurately there is)
Well, this fucking medieval dick
(In wide such, 3-4, fuck)
Middle dick, ha-ha
(Your mother and grandmother will do just fine)

[Chorus]
She asks me to drop a picture of my dick
And then she'll throw off her Breasts
I’m sending a picture of a dick at that shitty minor
I didn't thought that's so easy to cheat on me
My cock will see the whole Internet
My cock will see the whole Internet
My cock will see the whole Internet
My cock will see the whole Internet

[Verse]
Fuck
Bitch
What am I gonna do now?
I wanted to stick a stick in body
Got another problem
It is, of course, I have not so big (So, how to say)
Well, it seems not a little, that’s fine too (So, fuck, yes!)
I'm used to taking them from behind and wherever I want (Oh, yea, come on, come on)
Remember, fucked 10 for day, and then came to a doctor
— I got a zit on my dick, what am I gonna do? Help (See for yourself, for fuck's sake)
— It’s worth ten thousand, we’ll do it now, don`t fret (We'll do it, we'll fuck you up)
Fuck me up with injections to make me feel good (Oh, good)
Dick pull all the fences and poke where I want (Oh, fuck)
Fucked your little sister, fucked your little girl (Oh, yeah, your little girl's good)
And then I had to go to the doctor all over again
Fuckin' mouth, what the fuck? (Bitch)
What the fuck? Bitch, it's so itchy, motherfucker, you should know, bro (Bitch)
Fucking itchy, itchy, itchy, it fucking itchy
It's fucking leaking from the end, bitch!
[Chorus]
She asks me to drop a picture of my dick
And then she'll throw off her Breasts
I’m sending a picture of a dick at that shitty minor
I didn't thought that's so easy to cheat on me
My cock will see the whole Internet
My cock will see the whole Internet
My cock will see the whole Internet
My cock will see the whole Internet

[Outro]
The whole fucking internet's gonna see my dick
You know, bro, I'm so fucked up
Why the fuck did that stupid bitch start sending it to her fucking friends?
You know, I texted her, like, personally
I said: «Just don't fucking send it to nobody»
How the fuck is that possible? Fucking hell
You know, I only have a group audience of 92, 000
Two million views on a music video and then my dick is all over fucking VKontakte
No, that's fucking normal, isn't it?
Eldar, bro, that's fucking normal, no?
Fuck, I'm fucking freaking out
This is fucked up!