[Intro: Lil Wayne]
Yeah
My girl get in at 1:15 a.m. (Yeah)
The guitar's cryin' right now
Just a couple things that's goin' on in my life, you know?
Yeah

[Verse 1: Lil Wayne]
Brim leanin' (Yeah), cup tilted (Yeah)
Blunt flickin' (Yeah), get money, fuck bitches (Hah)
Young Weezy (Woah), young pimpin' (Ow), she love it (Yeah)
I keep goin', she keep cummin', what you know 'bout it? (Nothin')
So 'bout it (Yeah), like Master P (Who?)
But no coward (Uh-uh)
No, I am no Howard the Duck, duck (Baow)
Lead showers (Yeah), black flowers (Yeah)
Black dresses (Yeah), two hours (Yeah)
Closed casket, uh (Aw)
My dough tactics is so crafty (Yes)
No laughter (Uh)
I do that after I get the dough, bastards (Stupid)
I get the dough faster (Yes), what if I flowed faster? (Damn)
Like, oh, Nancy, the four's plastic, automatic, I'm (Ow)
More drastic, you're no-names compared to me (Yeah)
Who are you? Where are ya?
I can't see you, you're air to me (Nothin')
You're not there to me (Nothin')
I ain't fuckin' with you bitch n***as (Hah)
I'm fucking your sis, n***a, it's Weezy (Yeah)
[Chorus: Nikki & Lil Wayne]
If you gon' call him Weezy (Yeah, yeah, y-yeah, that's, that's me)
Then you must say the Baby (Bitch, please say the baby)
If you don't say the Baby (And if you don't say the baby)
Then just don't say it at all (Shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up, bitch, yeah)

[Verse 2: Lil Wayne]
Yeah, I'm slick as an old mack, I'm (Yeah)
Sick as a Prozac (Yeah), and Tha Carter I was the (Hah)
Dick for you hoes' trap, and (Ah) this is Tha Carter II and (Yeah)
This is the bozack, ah (Ow), diggin' you hoes back (Bitch)
Quick if I blow back, I (Yeah), got it, gone, Rabbit (Oh)
Fast, my daddy Rabbit's at home, what up, pa? (What up?)
What up, Pac? (What up?), what up, Pun? (What up?)
What up, Big? (What up?), what up, Soulja? (What up?)
As the streets get colder, I get chillier (Yeah)
What up, Left Eye? (What up?), what up, Aaliyah? (What up?)
Yeah, TEC-9 close by, touch 'em up (Yeah)
I shoot n***as in the mouth, boy, pucker up (Mwah)
Sweet succotash (Yeah), gee, golly, what the fuck? (Ow)
Where the hell all these new pussy rappers come from? (Huh?)
I chew 'em up like bubble gum, yum, yum
Young Weezy so troublesome, what-what? (Ow)

[Chorus: Nikki & Lil Wayne]
If you gon' call him Weezy (That's, baby, that's me)
Then you must say the Baby (I said do me a favor, please say the Baby)
If you don't say the Baby (But if you don't say the baby)
Then just don't say it at all (Shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up, bitch)
[Verse 3: Lil Wayne]
I ain't talkin' fast, you just listenin' too slow (Yeah)
I'm gettin' them Benjamins, can serve like the Wimbledon (Yeah)
If I'm in any predicament, nervous? Never that
Got a gat to knock whoever back, back, very flat
Chest caved in, mess on the pavement
Splat, cherry wax, rrah, bury that (Hah)
Rats, scary cat (Hah), rrat, carry that (Hah)
Hollygrove triggerman, guns in a knapsack, yeah
Area code five-zero-four (Yeah)
I am Nino fuckin' Brown and this is Tha Carter, ho (Woah)
This is a quarter, stick this in ya garter, ho
Leave out the back and go straight to the corner store (Hah)
Return with the cake, come with all my dough (Yeah)
If not, they find you in a lake in the morning, ho (Oh)
Weezy Baby, please say the Baby (Hey, hey)
If not, don't you motherfuckin' say it at all, oh (Bitch)

[Chorus: Nikki & Lil Wayne]
If you gon' call him Weezy (Baby, that's me)
Then you must say the Baby (Say the Baby)
If you don't say the Baby (If you don't say the baby)
Then just don't say it at all (Shut the, shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up, bitch)

[Outro: Lil Wayne]
It's real pimpin', uh
It's real pimpin' goin' on like bitch
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
You could be my bitch
Uh, uh-uh-uh
It's real pimpin', real n***a, ow