Hello Lakeland
Y’all ready to rock in the Sunshine State

They got rednecks wrestling’ pythons
They got drunk girls goin’ wild
Party with margaritavillers
And serial killers
While you watch a gator eat a child

They proudly lead the nation
In public masturbation
They’re jerkin’ off all over the place
Forget the Key lime pie
Let’s get a bath salt high
And much on a stranger’s fa-a-ace

Because anything goes in Florida
Come on down and do your worst
Snort a rail off a dolphin
Naked and a-golfin’
Chances are you won’t be the first
Dom’ anything, anywhere
Any time in FLA

They got meth labs and Magic Kingdoms
Titty bars and the KKK
And when shit goes down
You can stand your ground
And blow your neighbor away

Because anything goes in Florida
Baby, let the good times roll
If there’s a law, you can duck it
If you catch it, you can fuck it
It’s America’s glory hole
Talkin’ anything, anywhere
Any night and any day
In FLA